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Allhelluja - Pain Is The Game (Scarlet) Review by Don Baird

With 2 of the 4 band members wearing Entombed shirts, this was never going to be a gentle stroll in the park. But I never imagined Rot N Roll could be so gloriously dirty. You want a quick overview of what this is about? Then this is Entombed meets Stoner Rock and they are all rolling around together in a sewer full of shit. Allhelluja's 1st album Inferno Museum, may have had the sexy packaging, (boy what an ass on the cover) but Pain Is The Game has all the important content. And there's more than just meat and two veg packed into this beauty.
Are You Ready? (Ready For The Massacre) is a ball breaking, neck snapping way to

begin. With Hatesphere's Jacob Bredahl immediately riding the groove of a lifetime like his life depended on it. Best song title ever: Superhero Motherfucker Superman doesn't disappoint in the slightest and fires across the bows like Soundgarden's Jesus Christ Pose on a cocktail of weed, LSD and PCP. Talking of our friend The Almighty, Hey J is a lyrical masterpiece that just has to be heard. I'm sure it's gone down well in the Catholic homeland of Stefano Longhi and Co. After the air sapping intensity of the 1st three numbers, the Stoner influences start to hold the majority share. Stoner might not be intense enough of a description, more like Stoner Rock being propelled by a rocket fuelled juggernaut, with Big Money, Sweet Money being the choicest cut, with the 60s backing vocals on The Devil, Me, Myself And I scoring extra points for being so whack.
Pain Is The Game, if you like your Rot N Roll smothered in shit and if you love intelligent lyrics, is most definitely the album for you. www.allhelluja.com
 
Battered - Battered (Candlelight USA) Review by Jesse Ketman
I have a hunch that if you fed Kreator (let's pretend it's an entity) some poison nails, lighter fluid, and maybe a puppy for good measure, the result would approach the under-the-radar 2006 success that is Battered, a new Norwegian tour-de-force rising from the ashes of Viking-shredders Einherjer. Viking metal monarchs be wary, however, as Battered is a far cry from what you might naturally expect. More precise than sweeping, more anger than majesty, Battered's savage sound twists elements of thrash and black metal, grinds them into a fine paste, and creates the foundation of a different kind of metal, unique and venomous. This feeling is helped along, if not completely exacerbated by Siggy Olaisen's
vocal stylings, which stray closely to the realm of punk-rock while still feeling suitably metal, and I have to say I most definitely approve. It makes him distinguishable in the chaos of grunts, growls, and howls out there. Now I have to bring this up, but I can barely believe these guys are from Scandinavia. The sound on here is more San Francisco than Oslo to my ears, even though influences from both are obvious. They've bridged a pretty big gap with this album, and I absolutely love the incorporation of the clean chorus in Derelict. I hope to see these guys experiment with their sound a lot more in the coming years (counting on it, in fact). With riffage sometimes calling to mind Pantera wrapped in barbed wire, but with just enough crust and darkness for the BM crowd, Battered will do well if there's any justice in this industry. If any of these analogies spurs you in the least, do your best to give a listen. Along with The Wake, this makes two incredible winners for me (and you) in a row, and both no doubt going on my top 10 for 2006. Stay tuned. Stay metal. www.candlelightrecordsusa.com
 
Beyond Within - Eternal Pestilence (Abhore Records) By: Dave Schalek
Beyond Within from Ontario, Canada, release their debut full-length entitled “Eternal Pestilence” on Abhore Records. Essentially, Beyond Within play a version of Gothenburg- influenced melodic death metal heavily influenced by such notables as Arch Enemy in their more melodic moments and Dark Tranquillity. Tending towards the heavier side of the genre (rather than, say, something akin to Soilwork et. al.) with perhaps a hint of thrash, Beyond Within’s definite strong point is some excellent musicianship from the clean, dual guitar work from Chris Finlay and Dave St-Louis. In addition, the accompanying keyboard work from bassist and keyboardist Darren Favot is low key and does not dominate the
songs. The well-played drums are mostly mid-paced with a few speedier moments here and there, and the vocals are guttural.
Those of you into this genre, admittedly not my favorite, are by now asking what’s not to like? I hate to say it, but “Eternal Pestilence”, overall, is not particularly memorable. It’s not as if the songwriting is poor or amateurish, far from it frankly, but is there enough originality here to stand out from an over saturated genre, given the amount of American bands that seem to be floating around out there shamelessly ripping off the Gothenburg style? To some extent, it’s a bit hard to define what might be missing here. The production values are good, but not exceptional, and the sound seems to lack a certain power. As described, the musicianship is excellent for a debut from a band that’s only been together for a couple of years. Perhaps, I’m just overanalyzing a decent debut from a band that shows some promise.
Beyond Within’s debut is going to appeal to those really into this genre, but casual observers such as myself will probably want to stick to the established acts. That said, however, Beyond Within definitely has potential and will be worth watching as they progress. Can this band stand out? We’ll see.
www.abhorerecords.com | www.beyondwithin.net
 
Celesty - Mortal Mind Creation (Dockyard 1) Review by James Young
I do love my power metal, and even more so when bands break the boundaries and venture that little bit further. I also enjoy the exact opposite, the cheesy generic style which makes no attempt to break with tradition. With this said, I couldn’t help but find myself frustrated with the predictable nature of Celesty’s new work, Mortal Mind Creation, as the band do show a readiness to be a little different, but just not often enough. The young Finnish six-piece have oodles of talent and good ideas, this album supposedly a fantasy tale continuing the saga of their last album, but there is little which draws the listener into any kind of story, especially with the clichéd themes and lyrics that are thrown around. It’s
difficult to fault the musicianship or production, which seem fine and not lacking any punch. The symphonies sprouting from Juha Mäaenpää’s fingertips take a prominent role in the tracks, especially on ‘Demon Inside’ and the epic intro to ‘Arrival’, intertwining fast double bass drums with his keyboard wizardry. With competent instrument handling, and blazing solos littered throughout the album, the vocals of Antti Railio are at times only just passable in comparison, and some of the high notes can sound a little strangulated, such as on the opener ‘Lord Of Mortals’. This is a shame, because there are moments when his voice compliments the style perfectly, like in ‘Empty Room’ and the squeaky clean acoustic ‘Among The Dreams’, both of which could be compared to Power Quest’s frontman Alessio for the foreign tinge the lyrics contain, not a bad thing at all.
The occasional progressive addition shows the band’s willingness to deviate from the power metal norm; the laid back interlude in ‘Back In Time’ demonstrates the flashes of genius the band are capable of. Similarly, a clean passage in ‘War Creations’ which paves the way for a great guitar solo, and the piano-led section of ‘Empty Room’, makes for a memorable couple of songs. Likewise, although perhaps for the worse, the aggressive ‘Unreality’ lays down some almost thrash-like aggression, with a blistering drum intro courtesy of Jere Luokkamäki, with guitar leads that (hopefully unintentionally) resemble the metalcore likes of Shadows Fall. These moments of variation contrast vividly with the generic majority of the album, rendering the likes of ‘Arrival’ almost instantly forgettable. This number sounds like every power metal band I have ever heard rolled up into one song, and whilst this could be acceptable, it’s simply annoying when the band have shown they are capable of more. ‘Last Sacrifice’ also has a traditional edge which strongly resembles Hammerfall, especially in its predictable (yet inevitably catchy) sing-along chorus.
Celesty constantly fall between two stools, capable of putting out much more than a generic power metal release, but often succumbing to doing just that. The odd glimpse of what the band could do if they pushed themselves a little is promising, but these moments are so few and far between, the majority of the album fails to elevate this release above the great mass of ‘plain’ power metal bands around at the moment. Better luck next time.
www.celesty.net | www.dockyard1.com
 
Cradle of Filth - Thornography (Roadrunner) Review by Jesse Ketman
I'm just going to have right out with a confession before launching into this one, if you don't mind (and you have no choice anyhow, so ha): I haven't liked a Cradle of Filth album since Midian. Well, I suppose that's a bit harsh. I should say that ever since the Midian/Succubi days Cradle has lost it's once potent magic on me. I found everything in Damnation and a Day bland in comparison to the sweeping majesty of tracks like Tearing the Vale From Grace and Saffron's Curse. Nymphetamine, though undeniably a new start and sound for the group, didn't live up to the legacy either, as far as I was concerned. Too commercial. Too MTV. I know, I know, that's what happens when a band starts reaching larger
audiences. Sad fact of life, I suppose, as it happens to all the greats. In any case, and in reaching the belabored point, Thornography, though continuing with the flashy commercial side of Cradle (try not to cringe, true believers, but even Ville Vallo from HIM appears in this one), nevertheless weaved quite a spell over yours truly. Strange fact of the matter, however, I didn't even come close to realizing it until I read the lyrics along with the album. You have to admit, for good or ill, that the shrieking garden-gnome vampire can weave quite a tale. I'd probably read a book if he wrote one. Giving the literary quality a boost to the the stars are Dani's vocal chords. Reaching a new peak, he's becoming quite versatile, full of feeling and range, and ever-emanates a drugged Jack Skellington-esque quality, especially in the clean portions. Of the 12 tracks here, my favorite is no doubt Tonight in Flames, a sort of decadent theme-song for the debauchery in us, hosting an utterly rousing chorus. Also worthy of note are The Foetus of a New Day Kicking, whose short length belies it's catchiness and turns out to be a rousing metal bravado, The Rise of the Pentagram, which is to my knowledge the first full-length, instrumental track in the band's history, and Libertina Grimm, no doubt destined to become the screen name of teenage "subculture" girls worldwide (ick). I feel I should mention that there's been some line-up changes since the last go-around, but this is familiar territory for Cradle fans. Gone is the ingenious Martin Fowl, replaced by a new female keyboardist whose name escapes me, but proves herself more than adequate (and if you're reading this, I'll make sure to plug your performance double next time), and yet another guitar switch-up following the unexpected departure of Nympheto string-man James McKillroy to new axe-twiddler Charles Hedger, a trade I actually couldn't be happier about. No offence to James, but my only association with him is Nymphetamine, so credibility is low. Following the albums release, longtime drummer Adrian Erlandsson, who has personally not only impressed, but inspired myself in the field of percussion, stepped down from the sticks to pursue side-projects. Good luck, we'll miss you.
Okay, so time to boil it down to some critical language. What we have here is not going to appeal to those of you who thought Cradle bottomed-out around Dusk and Her Embrace, which I realize is a fair amount. Straight up, not happening, so just stop reading. Who's left? Okay, we have a whole lot of high-school kids who know nothing about the history involved, and they'll lap it up like dad's stolen beer. I like it because it reminds me of the Cradle I like, and more than that, relights a spark of interest in the group I haven't felt in a good while. All of a sudden I have some hope for the future, and another album for 2006's top 10 list.
 
Destruction - Thrash Anthems (Candlelight USA Records) By: Dave Schalek
All right, kiddies! I had a copy of seminal German thrash legends Destruction’s original EP, “Sentence Of Death”, on vinyl way back in 1984 (you know, the cover with the faux makeup, inverted crosses, black leather, bullet belts, etc. while the band is lying next to an opening grave. Yeah, I had that one.) Subsequently, “Infernal Overkill” and “Eternal Devastation” (all on vinyl) saw extremely heavy rotation in my stereo throughout my latter teens as my friends and I eagerly awaited a US tour that never materialized (the World War III festival in Montreal in late 1985, I believe, was tantalizingly just out of reach to a 17 year old in the Midwest. There was also a rumor, unfulfilled, that Destruction was to appear at
the very first Milwaukee Metalfest, which I attended). As the 1980s ended, frankly, I started to lose interest in the band with “Release From Agony”, and listened to “Cracked Brain” maybe once or twice as death metal and black metal cemented more than a foothold in my mind. However, there’s no denying that Destruction was a seminal band that had an enormous influence on all genres of extreme metal.
Naturally, mostly for nostalgic reasons, I welcomed “All Hell Breaks Loose” in 1999 with the re-introduction of Schmier, and I feel that “Metal Discharge” is the best of the post reformation releases (which are all good examples of retro thrash with a modern touch). Enter Candlelight USA Records and the latest, “Thrash Anthems”. No, this is not a new release but is, instead, a re-recording of thirteen old classics from “Sentence Of Death” up through “Cracked Brain”, plus two new tracks. OK, you pretty much will either get into this sort of thing, or you’ll merely see it as a way for a band to pick up some quick cash. I’ll opt for the former, because Destruction does such a good, damn earnest job of breathing new life into old classics (unlike Anthrax’s rather tired “The Greater Of Two Evils” from a year or two back). “Bestial Invasion” and “Total Desaster” (yeah, they had already re-recorded it on “All Hell Breaks Loose”) are worth this release alone, but you also get a good helping of other classics, with a generous chunk of “Infernal Overkill” represented (I would’ve liked to have seen “Black Death”, though). “Curse The Gods” is also present; even though they had re-recorded that song as a hidden track on “The Antichrist”.
Maybe, Candlelight Records USA will take it upon themselves to give the original albums the star treatment with richly deserved re-issues. Obviously, the intent here with “Thrash Anthems” is to release old classics to a younger audience with modern production values, but old guys such as myself will still want to get this one, as this will make you feel like a 16 year old again. That’s reason enough. Buy or die.
Postscript: Incidentally, I will finally get my chance to see Destruction in concert on February 17th at the Knitting Factory in Hollywood. www.candlelightrecordsusa.com | www.destruction.de
 
Fear My Thoughts - Vulcannus (Century Media) By: Joe Florez
These German neo-thrashers already have an impressive résumé despite the fact that they have only been around since 1999, give or take a few years. Once again, I have never heard of the name nor music, but figured what the hell! I will give them a shot. I have to say that these kids can throw down some serious shit. The music is tight and vicious while Matt’s vocals have a scream/growl to them, but are quite tolerable. Lead cut “Accompanied By Death” is jam packed with energy that is like a loaded powder keg ready to go off at any given moment. Don’t get thrown off by the atmospheric electronics mixed into here. They don’t dominate like in some other artists music. The riffs are caustic 
and fast, but never sloppy. The drumming is crisp and sharp and the blows to the skins are quite lethal. Blastbeats are inserted too for some added flavor and the harmony vocals are a nice twist as well. “Blankness” sounds like something from the Soilwork catalogue, but back in day when they used to kick ass. The chorus during this cut is quite killer because the voices here are clean and show that the boys can do just a little more than scream in an inaudible sense. The solo is a trip for the simple fact that there isn’t a guitar being wailed on. It’s more like a breakdown with a trippy vibe supplied by the keyboards. Unpredictable, but cool as hell. Not only can FMT create songs that have a lot of impact, but they can slow it down a bit just like on “Culture Of Fear.” The song still manages to inject a one-two punch and the singing still has bite, but there are cleaner sections such as an acoustic guitar being used in addition to all the distorted six strings and more clean lungs being used as well. The real kicker is this breakdown that adds some programmed beats that are reminiscent of something used in dance music for a few moments.
There is plenty of variety used here to keep things from being on a single track. It’s diverse, dynamic and fun to sink your teeth into. If you enjoy bands like Fear Factory, Lyzanxia, Mnemic and the ilk (you see where I am going with this?) without all the mimicking, then this is something that you should give a listen to. Besides, the production is Grade A. www.centurymedia.com | www.fearmythoughts.com