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Apes, Pigs and Spacemen - Simple Simian EP (Phat Monkey Records) Review by Steve Green
I have to admit I didn't really know what I was letting myself in for when I was told this disc was on it's way. Once signed to Music For Nations, support slots with the likes of Monster Magnet, Skid Row and Warrior Soul, pretty safe territory I thought. Wrong again.
I'm still not sure what to make of opener Vertigo. Eccentric, is the only word that springs to mind. I hate to use the word Nu, but all I can think of is the melodic class of The Beatles being put through Korn's thought process. Thankfully 2nd track Kill or Destroy lives up to it's billing and is a molten slab of Metal, well for the most part. The heavy/light process is utilised again. Except this time the vocals remind me of a funk free Dan Reed Network.
Yes, my comparisons are confusing me as well. The Best Thing, is anything but and the band once again change direction completely, this time for a mellow acoustic sing-a-long. Soul Asylum anyone? Last track Take Away, sees the band, thankfully, plugged back in, but it follows on from The Best Thing in the mellow sing-a-long stakes. Not something that warms itself to my heart as I'm more of a Kill and Destroy type of guy.
APS have had a tough time over the years due to the bollocks that is the music industry. My only concern now is where they fit in musically. This EP is about as diverse as it gets and despite my own broad tastes, it's left me scratching my head in bewilderment. www.apespigsandspacemen.com 
 
As We Fight – Midnight Tornado (Goodlife) Review by Samuel Munch-Petersen
Out of all the albums I got this time round to review, this has been the nicest to review. It starts like the album title suggests; a tornado. And they’re my kin; Danish. I love the Scandinavians sometimes. They can give us such great music. And beer. And women. Yum. I swear one of them dresses in a tube-top though. Made me take a second look before deciding it was a man I was looking at.
Right, the album; recorded by Jacob Bredahl (Hatesphere) and this shows through the way the music seems to just knife you in the ear. Just the one. Mixed and mastered by Tue Madsen (The Haunted, Sick of it All, Himsa) this album has all the marks of being a decent
listen. And you’re not disappointed from the first burst of riff to the last drum beat.
They fall into the category of almost power metal to some degree, with elements of hardcore creeping through heavily in the vocals. They’re likened to Avenged Sevenfold, Nine and Darkest Hour. Not bad bands to enjoy and you can see the similarities within the music and vocals. So far I’m enjoying the tracks; twelve of them in total and not long either.
There’s nothing bad to say about this album or the band, it’s their second release and I’m looking forward to the next if it’s as good as this one. So look out for them and I’m sure you won’t be disappointed by your choice. Short but sweet my dears. www.aswefight.com
 
Closedown – Deflexion and Polarities (Hangmans Joke) Review by Will Knott
I hate bands that cross so many genres that it gets confusing on where to pin them down. For the most part Quebec's Closedown ply a brutal screamo/hardcore, yet they've a softer side that completely throws my main impression out of the window. Light jangling acoustic guitars give way to clean (but not emotive) vocals and it's hard to believe it's the same band that blew my head off one song before. Surprisingly, the styles blend together well, unlike the samples/beats which really don't do it for me.
Best song title, the delicately titled "I Always Hated Dancing With A Burning Mannequin" fires - pun intended - down some Maiden-esque lead guitars, which are matched by some
fearsome vocals and my old noggin is doing ten to the dozen in appreciation, which makes me wonder why they threw in a trip-hop beat to completely kill the feeling. The song then disintegrates into a ballad that wouldn't be out of place on a bloody Boyzone album, so I'm not sure what the band were thinking when this song was constructed.
The norm is restored on the following track The Universal Paradox Vs The Red Organ (whatever that means), but then the lightweight approach appears again on Murder In The Discotheque, which the politest way I can describe it is, as limpwristed shite and then the last track is a mixture of the previous two. My patience by now was well and truly tested and I switched off mentally and I also headed for closedown. www.myspace.com/closedown
 
Conquest of Steel - May Your Blade Never Dull EP (No Face Records) Review by Steve Green
Conquest of Steel are purveyors of True Metal. Back patches are worn proudly, they are creators of odes that make the mighty Manowar quake in their boots and they have an ability to freeze time and keep the true message of Metal alive. Which makes it even more difficult for me to say that I don't like this EP. I'm afraid the title track has come back to bite Conquest of Steel in their asses, as I'm afraid their blade is beginning to dull. I'm not sure if it's the production that's the problem or the quality of the songs. Either way, this EP sounds laboured with the band simply going through the motions. Which is a shame for me and I'm an avid fan of the band.
Upon hearing a studio version of live classic Steel In The Law, I'm more inclined to think that it's a case of the band not being able to capture their live sound in the studio. Conquest of Steel are a phenomenal live band. And it's in that environment that I urge you to make your acquaintance with The Steel. www.conquestofsteel.co.uk 
 
Crane - The Fall Of Time (Hangmans Joke Recordings) Review by Will Knott
This is punk rock, apparently. Sorry, this is well played, well structured, even the chanted choruses are pretty good, despite lacking any punch, but do you honestly want to listen to the type of punk rock that makes The Offspring seem aggressive?
Tales Of Modern Life comes closest to rockin' my socks off, yet I'm still yearning for Marc's lead vocals to contain a bit of bite, it's Jay's backing vocals that steal the show. Maybe the guys should swap roles. I'm afraid that complaint applies to the rest of the album. Despite some quality material and some interesting musicianship, there's no bite to the vocals. For those of a disposition that like this commercial "punk" and I use the word
begrudgingly, then Crane could be the band for you. www.myspace.com/crane 
 
Engine Of Pain -  I Am Your Enemy (Lion Music) By: Joe Florez
I have to hand it to the Lion Music label. Lasse tries to spice things up a bit by picking up artists that just don’t play around in the progressive movement. This Dutch outfit plays thrash music that will peel the flesh off of your face. But how well does it fare against the others? Let’s find out.
The title track is a vicious assault on the ears. The way the song is composed however is very bizarre. The intro is filled with electronics giving it an industrial vibe, until the meat and potatoes kick in after ninety seconds. Nick screams his way through much to how Marco Aro did during his days in The Haunted. He also manages to, not so much sing clearly as
well, but talks, which is odd. The guitar licks are abrasive, but manage to throw in some melody at some point. The drum work is pretty simple, but relentless. It’s pretty unique to say the least. “Fuel The Engine” is packed with more rage, but contains some killer solo work. Some of the singing, er screaming reminds me of Tom Araya. Each song is filled to the hilt with brutality that just wears you down after a while. The lyrics are filled with angst as you would pick up just by music contained within. The bio says that the band has similarities to Testament and Pantera. Wrong! It’s more akin to the Hatebreeds, Bury Your Dead and anything on the Victory label. The guys try their best to be different, but as far as I’m concerned they just get lost in the shuffle after two songs. There isn’t enough originality in here to make them stand out. There is some potential, but will have to up their work ten fold the next time around if they want to survive. I’ll pass on this one. www.lionmusic.com | www.engineofpain.com
 
Glenn Hughes - Music For The Divine (Frontiers Records) By: Joe Florez
Usually when someone else dubs you a nickname in the industry, it doesn’t really apply to that individual for whatever reason. In this case however, Glenn Hughes rightfully deserves the title of “Voice Of Rock.” This is one individual who can sing rock, blues, R&B, soul, funk and then some. He has proved it time and time again. The man is very busy with singing on numerous artists projects, but has managed to find the time to create another piece of art. Just like the last time, Red Hot Chili Peppers drummer Chad Smith is back for more along with J.J. Marsh and now another member of RHCP has joined the fold for this record: John Frusciante. “The Valiant Denial” is off to a running start with the perfect mix of
slick bass playing from Glenn and melodies that just get your blood pumping, but in a positive way. Chad’s drumming is infectious and so damn rhythmic that I see why Mr. Hughes hired him. High impact energy is here and with The Voice Of Rock’s crooning voice that is smooth and packed with emotion I would like to call this the perfect song. It makes you just feel good. “Steppin’ On” is very funky and even manages to get a little tripped out at times. James Brown would be proud if he heard this. After rocking the house for at least three songs, “This House” brings it down several steps as it’s more laid back and the vocals are softer and gentler. One song that intrigued me was a cover of The Moody Blues “Nights In White Satin.” This is a bit of a heavier version with louder and somewhat more distorted guitars and thicker bass licks. The voice also has more impact than the original. I think what makes this record better than some of the other releases is the fact that Chad and John are on here. You have a couple of artists that also play in a funk/rock band and they all understand each other. You can hear it in the music and they also know how to play well off of each other. This release is very diverse, making sure that there is a little something on here for everyone. It’s dynamic, funky and rockin.’ If you call yourself a self professed music fan like myself, then you must have this. ABSOLUTELY zero disappointments here.
www.glennhughes.com | www.frontiers.it