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Pale Divine - Cemetery Earth (I Hate Records) Review by Steve Green

I wasn't really sure what to make of this album on my 1st couple of listens. Thankfully everything fell into place on further spins. Pale Divine sit somewhere between the smooth and the fuzzed up. And we aren't talking pubic hair here. More a case of John Gaffney's fuzzed up bass and the smooth tones of vocalist Greg Diener. This is Doom in the classic Pentagram/Sabbath vein, there's a slight, I'm at odds to say it, but a Stoner, type edge... I guess this sounds more like a Meteor City type of release than an I Hate Records one. Pale Divine may be wearing their influences proudly on their sleeves, but there's enough here to keep the comparisons in check.

And whatever Pale Divine's influences, I have to admit, by 2nd number Fire And Ice, they had me hooked. The groove is so intense on this number, it's impossible not to get sucked in. Greg Diener has such a cool voice, I could sit and listen to him all day. And while the melody is so inviting in his voice, the music is rocking away and taking me away to my own little world. It gets even better on Broken Wings, with the chorus totally winning me over. I'm also loving the long meandering solos, which to an old hippy like me, reek ( if you'll excuse my description) of Neil Young. The solos are firing on all cylinders again on (I Alone) The Traveler, but they are more Schenker era UFO than anything else. If only Metallica had hired Greg Diener for St Anger, he could have taught Hetfield and Hammett how to solo again.
The title track is 11 minutes of pure spaced out bliss and from then on, the spaced-out vibes takes over the album. Empyrean Dream is a short interlude, like the ones once utilized by a certain band from Brum, before the The Seventh Circle quickly settles into a hypnotizing groove. Same goes for Soul Searching, another strung out jam that sucks you in and mellows you out. Shadows Of Death is a little heavier and the beat just a bit more intense. The final jam of this hour long disc is The Conqueror Worm and as before, The Pale Divine don't let things slip for the finale. The quality is there right to the death.
Quite simply, a fucking cool album. www.ihate.se | www.myspace.com/paledivine
 
Phallusifer The Immoral Code DVD (Karnal Film) Review by Steve Green
This movie has stirred up one hell of a storm on Blabbermouth. As per usual, the backlash the film received in terms of quality, production etc...was completely unfounded. And of course a rival film got in on the act just to stir up controversy over which film really was the first Black Metal Porn movie. But to be fair to the makers of Phallusifer, they've remained dignified throughout and have let the film do the talking, rather than create any bullshit hype.
I hate Hollywood style porn, I'd much rather dig up some juicy amateur film or something a little European: IE: Not so polished and slick and full of fake tits. This film falls somewhere between that. The camera work, editing and direction are all top notch and even though the sex isn't the best I've ever seen, the uniqueness of the subject matter, gives it all a nice twist. And you have to look at this as the first in a series. If this were a band, it would be classed as a demo and it's on your demo that you make your mistakes. With Phallusifer, my only complaint is the fact they've only used 2 people in the DVDs 65 minute(ish) duration. Oh,
the "stud" has a less than attractive pair of balls. And since I have a huge scar on mine from an operation, I'm an expert in these matters :-)
The films main scene sees the anonymous Black Metal stud, prepare his wench via a multitude of foreplay, including oral, fingering, a rubber dildo (which looks like a strap-on, not worn of course), a bit of ass-whipping and the finale of burning candle wax over her torso and some light asphyxiation!!! In return, he gets his reward in the form of a blow job and a very nice bit of ballsucking action. I will point out that the female lead in the film is not as top heavy as you see in most films, but she is extremely professional and extremely accommodating. I don't think you'd ever get bored with her, that's for sure. While all of this is going on, a Black metal soundtrack, including Blighty's own Thus Defiled, is blasting away and various satanic images are shown at intermittent periods. The music is mixed with the female leads moans and on occasions, the directors instructions, which I thought was a nice touch.
While the foreplay was interesting to watch, the actual penetration part is a bit of a letdown. Literally. Our lead man is not really up for the job and someone with a little more experience in front of the camera would have been more suitable. Then again, I'd rather watch this dark maiden give head than be fucked anyway.
The extras consist of 7 short clips featuring the female lead in various states of masturbation, including gloves, pvc, a huge black dildo, (very satanic of course) double penetration on herself using 2 dildos and my favourite, Shaken and Stirred, which features a Martini bottle (who says Black Metallers don't have a sense of humour?)
Part 2 is likely to be filmed in London, so let's hope that a bevy of British beauties sign up for it. In the meantime, get your hands on this one via www.karnalfilm.com
 
RSJ – Gain to Nothing (Hangmans Joke) Review by Samuel Munch-Petersen
RSJ or Right Shite Jamboree certainly have a heavy setup. Touring with the likes of Funeral for a Friend and Orange Goblin there’s a niche for them to break into. They’ve had massive acclaim following online sales and developing a rather solid and devoted fanbase and have managed to move on to tour themselves in May of this year. The album is sixteen tracks long but ten of them are unique whilst the last six are remixes with two live tracks starting the bonus material.
RSJ give you a powerful and shocking start to the album and continue that aggressiveness
throughout. There isn’t much on the net about the band at all but from what I’ve read they seem to hail from the UK (York) and this is their second throw out into the world of music in regards to albums. The five-piece band have intense presence and there isn’t much to go on except that the music is constructed clearly and with a definite end in mind. They follow their regular tracks of intensity throughout the album and there isn’t much deviation in the ways that the tracks are delivered or even created. Code Zero which appears fourth on the album is meant to be Tool influenced. It is basically divided into two parts. One of which is quite heavy the second of which is spoken word and becomes “sinister” in the same way that Whisker’s is sinister.
Overall the band are adept at delivering their music and with a large fanbase giving them strength from below they are bound to be a band to watch out for in the coming months. If you’ve seen them already you’ll know the ferocity with which they play their music and command the stage. I’m not sure about venues being “naïve” when putting RSJ on stage but more that venues are “clever” to put them on stage since they are a sure hit on the UK scene of heavy metal.
As for the remixes and the live tracks there isn’t much to say about them except that they include The Officers, Harpies and Matt Willcock doing various renditions of the RSJ songs along with the band themselves doing a swing rendition of their Delusions of Popularity track.
This band are going to come on strong this year and you should be sure to look out for them touring, playing, supporting and releasing for a while yet I should think.
www.hangmansjoke.net/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=205
 
The Austrasian Goat - The Austrasian Goat (I Hate Records) review by James Young
The Austrasian Goat is a project of former sludgecore ShallNotKill frontman, Julien Louvet (also known as ‘The Goat’), but this should in no way mislead you over what to expect on this release. This self-titled album is over forty minutes of blackened doom metal, as slow as you can get without stopping, and it’s possibly the most depressing thing I’ve heard in a very long time. The name of the project derives from Austrasia, a place between France and Germany, which remained Pagan until the eighteenth century. Thus the whole album resembles the atmosphere of a funeral, representing the fall of a civilisation, which musically is assisted by the echoed production job and dirge-like quality to many of the songs, the
doomier numbers plodding along and the shorter ambient tracks doing little to reassure the listener that humanity isn’t dying. Personally, doom metal is not my cup of tea and I can get quite impatient towards the end of even the most hyped bands, but this release had me hanging on until the end. It’s usually the minimalism that puts me off these types of bands, but in this case I was whisked away into the gritty and hideous mindset that went into such bleak music. The misanthropic black metal elements were a fantastic addition, reminding me of the evilness of Skitliv meeting the nihilism of Nortt.
There are nine tracks in all, each with a distinctive flavour and varying in length from the one minute ‘River And Fog’ to the twelve minute misery-maker ‘Unchained’. This prevents anything becoming too overwhelming, but if I was to be overly critical I might have liked a few tracks added together for some in-song mood changes rather than having the same sounds throughout each track. Nevertheless, the more ambient tracks provide some substance to the album, with ‘Embrace A Green Distress’ bringing a slow orchestral feel, and ‘Silence Is Weapon’ delivering a more electronic atmosphere. The longer tracks bring to the table a slow mix of wailing guitars, creeping drums, and pained shrieks when necessary. If there was any doubt over whether this was supposed to reflect a funeral mood, one of the tracks, and possibly the fastest on the album (although that’s not saying much), a cover of Grief’s ‘I Hate The Human Race’ finishes with rain and wind, setting the grim atmosphere perfectly.
This is a really depressing piece of music, and perfect for playing at full volume, kicking back and despising humanity to. It’s about as far from mainstream as you can get, so prepare for total morbid bliss.
www.ihate.se | www.myspace.com/austrasiangoat
 
T.M. Stevens - Africans In The Snow (SPV) Review by Marco Gaminara
A very Kwaito sounding intro for "What" starts up this CD, 'til the song starts in earnest with T.M. yelling "Shocka Zooloo's in the House" on what is a very Funky Metal album, with plenty of African vibe to boot. In some ways "Up" reminds me a bit of Urban Assault (another South African funky skate metal band from the 1990's) with it's very funky slapped bass cutting through the simple time-keeping and choppy guitar rhythms. Building up slowly and with a laidback, but funky chorus "Fight, Fight, Fight" might come across as not aggressive enough, but at the same time, there's no hostility in any of this music. Sadly I
don't have a clue who else plays on this other than T.M. on bass and vocals I can't really comment much on them, but somehow "Gotta Get My Move On" has that snap and pop that Robert Trujillo gets down pat on all those Infectious Groove albums from so long ago. And I guess T.M.'s pedigree as a session muso also explains much in the way of his amazing ability to play and incorporate different styles into his songs, all the while keeping their core funky element wholly intact. The marimbas in "Afro Soul" definitely bring out that African air, as do the vocal melodies and harmonies that are so prevalent in most tribal music. In some ways "Tell Me The Truth" could've fitted on the Lion King soundtrack, by being so unobtrusive and contemporarily pop in flavour. A bit of 70's disco in "Wake Up" has me weirded out a little, but then there are so many different things going on here, that not even that really detracts from the overall song. "Why We Rock So Hard (It's Our Roots)" is a far cry from Sepultura, while some of the sentiments may be the same, and I guess this music shall always be in your blood once it's there. As a child of the 80's, getting away from radio music was impossible and "Mama Said" sounds so Milli Vanilli for the choruses it's actually quite a laugh. Now there's a nice chunky guitar riff in "We Will Never Do That Again" and thankfully it doesn't stray too far from that, while the bass bounces all over the place in all it's funky glory. An awesome drum solo opens up "Weird G", which then fades into what sounds like an arcade game gone wrong 'til it sorts itself out with some funky guitar strumming and groovy vocal melodies. I'm trying to decide whether "Africans In The Snow" was prophetic or not, as there were widespread snow storms in South Africa a couple of weeks ago, and possibly the 1st in about 25 years for that matter. Slowing things right down, "Ayeahi" is sadly currently just a pipedream of peace and unity in Africa, but here's hoping. "Why We Rock So Hard (Raga Muffin Rootdown Remix)" is a very Eddy Grant feeling remix of an earlier track, but it's also a lot more chilled than the original and a nice way to quietly fade out the CD. www.tmstevens.com | www.spv.de
 
Toxic Bonkers - Progress (Selfmadegod) Review by Steve Green

If I ran through Toxic Bonkers long and varied career, then this review would be hitting a thousand words on the intro alone. Condensing it down with all the info you need is quite simple. They formed in Poland in 1993, this is their fourth album and they play a mixture of Death, Hardcore and Grind. For a band that formed 14 years ago, apart from one certain band, who shall be named later, I don't sense much of an old school edge, which I'll immediately counteract by not really hearing much of a modern feel either.
The core of Toxic Bonkers sound is Death Metal. The drumming, as you'd expect with Poland's history of producing quality sticksmen, has a strong presence, without being

overbearing. This drives forward the (albeit lightly flavoured) hardcore tinged Death Metal, which in places, particularly on Evolution, reminds me of mid-era Sepultura. The comparisons with the Cavalera brothers (for they are really Sepultura, even if they don't seem to own the name anymore) can be heard on nearly every song. Not blatantly, just with a steady flow of nuances. The Grind is more vocal based than anything else, with duel low-high pitched vocals taking centre stage to good effect. The exception to the rule is the punk ass blastbeat induced grind of Manifesto.
Chaos AD was released in 1993, the year that Toxic Bonkers formed. And I know I've probably harped on too much about Sepultura and I'll be quite rightly told off for the comparison. But that's fine, as I'm not so much saying that Toxic Bonkers sound like the boys from Brazil, more that they've captured a certain moment in time and have bastardized it to create something equally as vibrant. www.toxic-bonkers.com | www.myspace.com/toxicbonkers
 
Watain - Sworn To The Dark (Season Of Mist) By: Dave Schalek
Given that the band’s first demo is entitled “Go Fuck Your Jewish God” and their last full-length, “Casus Luciferi”, is heralded as an excellent example of raw black metal, you would not necessarily expect Sweden’s Watain to somewhat switch gears and morph into a sort of combination of latter-era Marduk enhanced with a heavy emphasis upon the melodic tendencies of Dissection, but that’s exactly what has happened with “Sworn To The Dark”, the band’s third full-length, on Season Of Mist.
Frankly, the results are a bit mixed and I find that frustrating to say the least. At times, this album simply smokes and knocks you over with all out assaults such as the opener
“Legions Of The Black Light”, and through the use of excellent tempo variation and the incorporation of melody on “Storm Of The Antichrist”. At other times, though, Watain seem to lose their way a bit and meander through some tracks (such as “The Light That Burns The Sun”, and even the title track) that could’ve benefited from a trim. These moments, unfortunately, take some of the steam out of an album that otherwise shows every sign of firing on all cylinders.
This complaint, however, is minor, as the album features a great, bottom heavy production with a deep guitar sound, strong drumming and, overall, great musicianship. The production results in a powerful album that does pummel the listener when the songs are clicking. Other than the tendency to periodically meander, the songwriting is generally good with the all out assaults mixed with tempo variation and guitar melody.
Certainly, “Sworn To The Dark” will appeal to anyone into Watain’s influences if you’re not already familiar with the band. Those that have been on board with Watain from their inception may be a bit surprised by the change in direction, but “Sworn To The Dark” is good. Speaking of frustration, I live on the West Coast, which was passed over on the recent Watain/Angelcorpse/Nachtmystium tour. That REALLY frustrates me.
www.season-of-mist.com | www.templeofwatain.com
 
Weedeater - God Luck And Good Speed (Southern Lord) By: Dave Schalek
By the time you will have read this review, I will have seen North Carolina- based sludge trio Weedeater as part of the West Coast Southern Lord tour during their stop at the El Rey Theater in Los Angeles on July 3rd. After hearing “God Luck And Good Speed”, the band’s third full-length, and first in five years, being released on Southern Lord, I’m very much looking forward to seeing this pummeling trio in a live setting.
I’ve only heard bits and pieces of the band’s previous two full-lengths, but have not really had an opportunity to sit down and give Weedeater a chance to really sink in. That opportunity is now upon me with “God Luck And Good Speed”, which consists of
absolutely gigantic, bass-driven, bottom heavy riffs, thundering percussion, and throat scraping, cottonmouth-heavy vocals that propel the album’s eight tracks (two are acoustic). In addition, the production, courtesy of Steve Albini and, in part, Mike Dean of C.O.C. fame, is perfect for the genre, resulting in a gigantic sound that picks up all of the deep harmonics that absolutely drip from your speakers. For those of you not familiar, C.O.C. also emanates from North Carolina and Weedeater has some deep roots in the form of bassist, and band anchor, “Dixie” Dave Collins (who also serves time in Bongzilla) in another hardcore/sludge band from the same region in the mid 90s, the now defunct Buzzov*en.
Sludge in this form really has to consist of excellent, catchy riffing for it to really sink into my consciousness and hold my interest for a full-length, and “God Luck And Good Speed” is certainly able to do just that. This is where Weedeater are at their best, and will no doubt shine in a live setting. Sludge is a little bit off of my well tread path of death and black metal, but I can only say “Buy or die!” for “God Speed And Good Luck”.
www.weedeatertheband.com | www.southernlord.com