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Black Bonzo – Sound Of The Apocalypse (The Laser’s Edge) Review by Strawb
This is the one, with loon pants on, a tie dye shirt showing just a touch too much belly, a bandana, round and slightly reflective sunglasses, and a weak Old Holborn rollie [claiming reefer, obviously.] Thorns Upon A Crown begins the album, and, in order, has a burst of Yes, keyboards by the Nice and guitar by Queen [early days.] Good? Damn right and between the eyes with the force of an Ali jab. These boys have influences. From before they were born or capable of cognitive thought but, on the other hand, Beethoven has been dead for a few years and still has an influence. Can they carry a tune? Like Schwarzenegger
carried a fifty kilo dumbbell in his prime. They know there is a market and they capture it with this album. Proggers, even those older than me, will park their zimmer frames and assume the lotus position, smiling and nodding along to this fine platter. The next track is Giant Games and a touch of vocals reminiscent of The Sparks. Yesterdays Friend is pure Gabriel era Genesis at the opening. The vocals vary from track to track, from melodic to almost plain, and either a duo or two track. Instrumentally there are solos and combinations throughout, and no one is allowed to dominate. During The Well there were overtones of good era ELO. Intermission has a flute or similar instrument opening. I think of a man stood on one leg for some reason. Ageless Door is more frenetic with the drums at their most prominent. Iscariot has a catchy guitar opening and the most distinctive vocals on the album. The title track closes and is a thirteen-minute opus. It begins slowly, with talking. The drums have a military theme for a time. The message is not cheerful. After about five minutes the pace and intensity both rise, leading to a multi-minute instrumental. A further verse punctuates this before instruments return to close.
Please do not allow the constant references to other bands to make you think that Black Bonzo are clones of the late seventies. They have their own distinctive sound and have produced an album that this reviewer recommends.
Unless you are Reginald Kenneth Dwight, find this five member Swedish band on the world wide web at
www.blackbonzo.com and www.myspace.com/blackbonzo
 
Boltdown – Omnicide (Hangmans Joke) Review by Samuel Munch-Petersen
Newcastle-bred four piece Boltdown have savaged the local scene with their overly punchy and beat-up style music. Very much a metal band they seem to take a spin on the hardcore elements of most recent bands seen in today’s music industry, though ultimately keeping it truly metal. The songs are packed with emphasis on starts and stops that define what Boltdown continue to be; a metal band taking it a notch up.
Boltdown comprises of Leigh, Dan, Ryder and Ant who have all been partners in other bands and have found themselves coming together to form a new breed of metal for us to rock out to. Their former bands have been successful in previous shows but Boltdown has
taken it further, with not only heavy and smashing live shows, creating a large local fan-base, but they have released their first full length album. They’ve toured with the likes of Suffocation, Pro-Pain, The Gathering, The Lost Prophets, Hondo MacLean, Dry Kill Logic and Earthtone9, which is quite an eclectic and impressive line up for an aspiring band.
Ten tracks long and packed full of guts it’s an album that spans in riff and beat. Boltdown thought they’d ask Scott “Axegrinder” Atkins (Stampin’ Ground) if he wouldn’t mind recording their tracks for them, he didn’t mind one iota. Boltdown then moved on to Hangmans Joke to distribute the album to the world. They’ve done a good job on the overall production and the selling point, so I’m sure we’ll hear further great things about Boltdown in the near future.
Heavy rotational riffs and kick-heavy drums with raw and stabbing vocals make up what Boltdown are all about. If you like slow but staggered metal then I’d heavily recommend Boltdown to you, then again if you like the idea of something with a twist that gives the UK something to work within the metal scene, then grab these guys and support what the UK has to offer in regard to building us up in the ways of modern day metal. www.boltdownmusic.com
 
C-187 – Collision (Mascot Records) Review by Chris Davison
Blimey, if ever there was a line up that was going to get the forum dwelling massive excited, it's C-187. Sporting ex-members of Cynic, Atheist, Death, Pestilence, Mnemic and Transport League, C-187 are something of a wet dream for all those tech-metal fans that keep weeping into their keyboards at the end of Atheist all those years ago.
I should say right off the bat that I fucking hate Jazz. Not a little bit. I could be in the British Jazz hating Olympic team, maybe even the captain. Lordy, how I don't live strange time signatures lobbed in songs seemingly at random, discordant music chucked about by muso-finger twiddling navel starers and drummers playing a different tune to the bassist. I think
that kind of establishes my feelings about Cynic and Atheist, but this band isn't Cynic or Atheist. It is a very technical band, though, that's for sure, and you aren't going to be getting your standard drop tuning open “E” chord neo thrash, that's for sure. Every single track on here is a complicated head fuck, whether inflected with a Voivod-esque sense of warped rhythm, or sporting seemingly hip-hop influenced vocals. Yes, the drums are played extremely well, and the guitars, especially the ethereal, spaced out shred-tastic guitar solos are particularly convincing. The bass playing is top notch, and while the vocals aren't necessarily my taste at all, they are at least fairly idiosyncratic and memorable.
There's a big but coming, though. BUT this is sterile stuff, and I don't really connect with it at all. Perhaps it's my innate dislike of tech-metal, almost on principle, but while this will undoubtedly make all the jazz metallers cream their underwear, it leaves me wanting to put some nice Hellhammer on full blast and get rid of all that nasty cleverness with a hefty dose of simple idiocy. I have nothing against accomplished musicians and complicated music, it's just that I do demand that they have the common decency to right good songs somewhere along the way. Sorry chaps, just not good enough. www.mascotrecords.com
 
Darkwater – Calling the Earth to Witness (Ulterium Records) review by Sam Thomas
“Calling the Earth to Witness” starts with a messy, pointless intro, which calls into question the musical judgement of the band. The problem is, they are then constantly in a position of trying to claw back their way to a position which was thoughtlessly set aside. And guess what? Every tine they persuade me that they are actually not that bad after all, they gleefully throw another spanner in the works. Altogether this does not make for the happiest listening experience I’ve ever had. In fact, they could have killed two birds with one stone quite easily by cutting out a lot of pointless twaddle and reducing the album length from an unnecessary and unwieldy sixty-eight minutes to a more reasonable forty-something.
Being fair, however, this is Darkwater’s debut album, and it does have some redeeming features. They play a kind of melodic metal which puts me in mind of the likes of Mercenary. There is also (according to the press release) supposed to be a “progressive metal influence” which I think is the weaker side of what they do; it ain’t a patch on Threshold for example.
Third track “Again” surprised me by starting off with a crunchy, almost death metal style that had me scurrying off to check the biog to see if Peter Tätgren had anything to do with this (being all Swedes together, I thought there was a chance), but apparently he does not. By the time I’d managed to establish this, they were back to being Mercenary again, but without that band’s alarming catchiness. That may have been the root of the problem here – being Swedish Darkwater have a tendency to explore every possible permutation before being able to terminate a track. OK, that technique works well for Opeth, but Darkwater just haven’t got the music writing ability to keep up the interest level through ten minute tracks. And because they use clean vocals in combination with lyrics that can be described as either banal, puerile or clichéd, there is nothing to provoke any thought or desire for understanding. WYSIWYG, a shallow pool with no reflections, no hidden depths.
All of the above would be fine, were it not for the fact that these guys have clearly worked very hard at this album, and clearly are very competent musicians. I think that what is needed is a tightening up on the songwriting side of things, to focus on producing shorter tracks which head in a coherent direction rather than dragging on without reaching any conclusion.
And yet, there are flashes of brilliance in this as unexpected as sunlight reflecting from stagnant water. The keyboards are very good, particularly when producing rippling piano sounds. Fifth track “The Play 1” is actually damn near perfect (yeah, OK, it’s short, has good lyrics and great keyboards) but leads into the very European “The Play 2” which sadly reverts to type.
All in all, Darkwater may appeal to lovers of lighter, more Euro-metal music with plenty of time on their hands. For me, it lacks a little bite, there’s not enough beneath the surface. But if you want your metal to be softer, and you like to listen to it as the dreaded background music, this may be just the album for you.
www.darkwater.se | www.ulterium-records.com
 
Deathvalves - Wild Rock N' Roll Obsession (Self Released) Review by Steve Green

It seems we get an album like this every couple of months. A new band gets together, records an album, gives it a cheap and cheesy cover and sends it out to the press and the quest for success begins. Yet you know immediately that they'll never make it big, but at the same time you hear something that you really like. This time around ladies and gentlemen, I bring you Deathvalves from Greece.
Deathvalves have only been together since November of last year, yet already they've got their debut album out. And rather than thinking it's rushed, I think it's got a certain

something. Ok, I probably like it for all of the wrong reasons, but with bands trying so hard to the loudest, the fastest, the darkest etc... you can tell that Deathvalves are playing from the heart and having a bit of fun. I'd say their style is no frills rock n' roll with slight punk tendencies, but more towards the non-aggressive side of the Clash, rather than anything vitriolic. D.F.H. Which stands for Dirty Fucking Hard, is a prime example. The lyrics were probably written in 5 minutes, yet it's as catchy as fuck and the chorus, I'm sure, goes down a storm live. But as far as re-inventing the wheel goes, this album does not even come close. But as far as the musicianship and the production goes, everything is excellent. The only thing missing is a bit of originality in the song writing department, but that may not be the aim of the band, because if they just wanted to make a record for fun, then they've achieved their objective. It's only rock n' roll, but I like it... as someone called Mick once said. www.myspace.com/deathvalves
 
Edu Falaschi - Almah (Candlelight USA) Review by James Young
Angra’s frontman Edu Falaschi has somehow found time to write and put out a solo album for our listening pleasure, hot on the heels of his main band’s excellent release Aurora Consurgens. The album is a bit of a conceptual journey, through different emotions of the human soul, which is the band name translates into. In all honesty I was expecting a Dio clone, like Russell Allen’s Atomic Soul might be seen, especially with the ‘soul’ title and idea of a vocalist of a prog-power group releasing a solo album. However, I was instantly proved wrong by the sheer range of the vocals, which vary from the powerful to the fragile, indeed going into a Dio-style overdrive on belters such as ‘Take Back Your Spell’, but
sounding more like Geoff Tate on the ballads. The production job is fantastic, bringing out every vocal note perfectly, although sometimes the symphonies could have done with being a bit higher in the mix, making some songs a little frail-sounding when they could have been more epic. The Brazilian elements are certainly less prominent than in Angra albums, with the tribal drumming of ‘Scary Zone’ and the acoustic guitars of ‘Almah’ the only glaringly obvious influence from Edu’s homeland. The guest musicians provide a wonderful array of talent - Casey Grillo from Kamelot provides the drumming, whilst Stratovarius’ Lauri Porra is the bassist on the album. If this supergroup-esque line-up wasn’t enough for you, there are guitars from Nightwish’s Emppu Vuorinen, and guest slots from Queensrÿche’s Mike Stone and Dr. Sin’s Edu Ardanuy - not too shabby, huh? The album is fairly short at a mere 42 minutes, but every second counts, with no filler or boring tracks, so it’s brief, but an intense ride.
As far as describing the style of music, fans of Angra won’t be disappointed, although the power metal that you may expect is less represented, with ‘Take Back Your Spell’ the only track I would even consider labelling under the genre, with the excellent symphonies and fast double kick drumming of Grillo. Otherwise, the album is based around heavy metal riffs and love for symphonic atmospheres, all underpinned by Edu’s fantastic voice. There is a danger on first listening of passing this album off as an unoriginal homage to the old-school, but if you concentrate and play it a few times, the real brilliance begins to shine through. There’s a nice variation in styles, from the heavy riffs of ‘King’, to the more symphonic-led treats such as ‘Children Of Lies’, with its excellent sing-along section. The vocals and sometimes progressive writing make for a really feel-good experience, hitting all the notes that create that fuzzy feeling that will make you love the album. A couple of the tracks are straight-out ballads, including ‘Forgotten Land’ and ‘Primitive Chaos’ with soft guitars and gentle pianos. The vocals totally come into their own here, finding their niche and gliding over the other instruments gracefully.
This album should make the Angra faithful very happy, as well as many other fans of melodic power and heavy metal. Even with such an excellent bunch of musicians to record with, Edu has surpassed expectations here.
www.candlelightrecordsusa.com | www.almah.com.br | www.edufalaschi.com.br
 
Epidemic Scorn - System of Sickness (self release) Review by Richard Tomsett
Epidemic Scorn are a young band, their current line-up only coming together in 2004. According to their biography, "Epidemic Scorn uses only social critic lyrics about war, the stupid world-religions and the difference between rich and poor and almost the fucking mainstream." Vicious stuff, and the music mirrors the attitude. Old school death metal that sounds like the band haven't listened to an album since about 1994, saving the very occasional melodic flourish. Hints of Vader, older Death and Obituary abound, though sadly the production doesn't quite let the grit and grime, erm, shine through as much as it could. The drums are plastic and the guitars fizzy, with the whole thing lacking in low
end punch, though this adds somewhat to the raw, old-school edge. The band only has one guitarist but the single guitar line packs punch and drive. I have to say that when the first song kicked in I was rather uninspired, but from the second riff in the record really picks up. There's nothing particularly new on display here, and some of the song and riff-writing is decidedly rough around the edges, but there's a naïve charm (patronising? Moi?) and strong attitude behind the music which makes it hard not to like. Though some of the riffage is less than great, some of it is truly inspired and several moments of rhythmic and melodic intrigue point to what the band is capable of.
A lot of bands these days are doing the retro death metal thing, so whether you would prefer Epidemic Scorn to any number of other “new” old school death metal bands is debatable, but I find their combination of raw energy and even some unique touches rather compelling. Hopefully next time a better production will help raise them to the next level. www.epidemic-scorn.de
 
insek - Maaiers (HardChord) Review by Marco Gaminara
I've no idea how many people around the world shall remember South Africore greats Groinchurn, but for those that do, their vocalist/bassist Christo Bester is now in insek and his partners in crime are Ewald van Vuuren and Emile Hoogenhout on guitar/vocals and drums respectively. There are some similarities, like concise songs that kick you in the balls and then stomp on you toes, some pretty cool samples for added effect and Christo's very warped sense of humour and lyrical style. But the unique thing about this grind band is that nearly all the songs are sung or is that screamed and growled, in Afrikaans. Thankfully for those that don't 'praat die taal' there are English translations to the lyrics on the CD, along
with a video of opening track "Terug Van Die Dood" and a couple other odds and end. Great opener too, just over a minute long and let's you know exactly what you're in for. Yeah I know, easy to say things like "Maklik Om Te Praat", but there's always some venom in the words and the melodic breaks just hide it more. Ne'er truer a word said than "Mense Lieg" and it's choppy cutting back and forth and then into the violently fast "Fucking With The Law", which in ZA isn't something you want to do, cos you'll invariably wind up dead. Blasting nearly from beginning to end "Slawerny" shows exactly why the songs need to be concise. Far groovier, but still containing the occasional blast "Drogbeeld" portrays their ability to do more than just grind. There are some priceless lines in "Good Night Sweet Princess" and it's pretty fucking heavy to boot. The squealing guitars on "Kyk Dit Mis" combined with the loudly beaten snare and the riff changes, make it an interesting midway point for the album. Starting off with some laid back sounds from the orient "Revenge" is all about getting your own back, 'Wax on, wax off, wax on, fuck off', gotta love it man. Slowing things down to a fuzz "Die Lewe Gaan Aan" allows you to catch your breath after doing some kung fu fighting. How can you not adore a title like "Satan Is Liefde" (Satan is Love), it just rolls off the tongue, like the sweat shall when hearing it in a mosh pit where winters are warmer than English summers, and far drier too. "Derrick" is a very strange little instrumental, but since it's a cover and only a minute long, what the heck, even tho' the jazzy breaks are pretty nifty. Bouncing from slow and growled to frantic and screamed "Saggesproke Slet" has Emile doing some serious blasting and freakily fast timing changes. "Haat Wat Jy Ken" wraps everything up neatly with an iconic ZA News reader rambling on about some mathematical theory after the song's completed and weird and wonderful other sounds ensue for a couple minutes, making this the longest song on the CD by well over 2 minutes. So all in all, short, sweet and about as appealing as a bowlful of maggots. Sorry that's the CD image. Well worth listening to, and since some of the stuff's on their MS page, you may as well have a listen and view for yourself. www.myspace.com/insek | www.hardchord.com/
 
Matadors - Flame The Whisper (Devil Doll) Review by Steve Green

When the time is right, and it seems to be right now, I'm a sucker for throwaway, rock n roll flavoured bubblegum silliness. Music that's a no-brainer to listen to and you can drift off into your own little world and rock out to. Well the Matadors fit that bill perfectly. Imagine a smorgasbord as diverse as Johnny Cash for the rock n roll, Hanoi Rocks, for the glam, Stoner Rock, for the feelgood factor and the Rolling Stones for the attitude, and then you'll begin to see where these Swedes are coming from. This is a melting pot of the happy side of rock. Kind of like a glammy, rock n roll version of The Ramones, albeit at a considerably slower pace.

It'll come as no surprise that Matadors formed out of the ashes of a Stoner band, namely Ridge. They've just got that certain something that grips hold of you, very much like a good Stoner band should, and you cannot help but fall in love with their music. My personal favourites are the ones that kick off with the Rolling Stones-ish riffs. Down In The Dumps (Like Nobody Else) and particularly the bouncy New Wake Coke.
The downside is that the album is too long. With sixteen tracks in total, it does get a little bogged down in the middle as the pace drops and the Stoner influences take centre-stage. Mere A Cipher and Sod's Law try to re-ignite some passion back into the proceedings, but it's too little too late as the album cruises to a tame ending after a really bright start. www.devildollrecords.com
 
Poverty’s No Crime - Save My Soul (InsideOut) By: Joe Florez
It’s been four years since The Chemical Chaos and that was my introduction to this Germanic prog metal band. This five piece unit delivered music that was mature, laidback and not as chaotic as some of the others in this field. At least on their last offering anyway. So, I was wondering if they would continue in that vein or step it up. It would be to my amazement that things would get slightly heavy. “Open Your Eyes” starts out with a bang. Quick paced double bass drumming along with fancy keyboard wizardry and catchy, yet aggressive riffing that fires on all cylinders. After showing off what they got during the first minute or so, vocalist Volker comes in with an astounding set of pipes that’s not only clear,
but manly and adds a touch of class. Things only get better as the song builds up as the chorus includes nice piano work and the background vocals are angelic, but in a positive way. I wasn’t expecting this, but glad that they picked up the pace a bit as opposed to the last one. The title track also proves to be a worthy number even if the members aren’t playing at ludicrous speeds or performing ultra technical time changes. This is first rate composing. Volker’s lungs continue to be genuine, sensitive and powerful while the rest of the crew let the music flow from mid paced to upper with tinges of pizzazz, but overall making this accessible to all music fans. “End In Sight” is not only modern sounding, but lets the fans know where some of their influences come from and you can tell by the 70’s prog/rock keyboard performance. It absolutely takes nothing away from the sound, but only adds more depth. Son of a bitch! You would think that the music would being to suffer at the halfway mark, but no. It only improves. “In The Wait Loop” is a haunting number with plenty of atmospheric black and white keys that also travel down the 70’s rock path and the overall vibe is cool and clam. There’s nothing heavy about it, but it just shows not only the level of musicianship they are capable of, but they can think outside the box. PNC really picked up the pace on this one and delivered one hell of a disc. There are several reasons to not like, but love this disc: 1. The songs aren’t ridiculously long. 2. They can be enjoyed by everyone that’s a music a lover. 3. The tracks are full of depth and diversity which makes for some nice unpredictability. 4. It’s not overtly complex and isn’t filled with wankery. The new Dream Theater hit all the right spots for me with their latest, but Save My Soul could quite possibly eclipse it. Quite frankly, I believe I have found the prog record of the year. Don’t believe me? Check it out. Well worth the time and money.
www.insideoutmusic.com | www.povertys-no-crime.de
 
The Fucking Wrath - Season Of Evil (Goodfellow Records) By: Dave Schalek
I fucking like it already, and all I’ve done so far is look at the band name and cover art! Yep, Montalvo, California (shit, that’s not too far from me) has a street somewhere that has produced a stoner/sludge-core band consisting of three guys who’ve been friends since childhood or something. That description, by the way, sums up what The Fucking Wrath’s all about. Throw in one part Down, add another part Bongzilla, and liberally add a huge dose of crossover reminiscent of C.O.C.’s very early days that ultimately results in a highly enjoyable11-song debut entitled “Season Of Evil” on Goodfellow Records.
Frankly, I’m all over this one. This album is just a plain ol’ good time with thick riffs,
crossover type speed, some glacial riffs and stoner contemplation thrown in for good measure, a gigantic production, and the band obviously having a grand ol’ time while they bash out these songs that were undoubtedly born in someone’s garage next to the leaf blower.
Most of the songs are under two and a half minutes or so and consist mostly of old style crossover, but the stoner moments do find their way into the songs at times and are very well done (I’d actually like to see more of it). Not many bands can mix these styles together on the same release (some people have to split the two styles into two different bands), but The Fucking Wrath are able to pull off this mix pretty seamlessly and have produced an album that definitely speaks of great things to come from this band in the future. As the band says with a short voiceover, “It’s pile- drivin’… heavy metal rock n’ roll” and they’re having a blast doing it. I had a blast listening to it. Go get it!
www.goodfellowrecords.com
 
Winds of Torment – Delighting in Relentless Ignorance (Mascot) Review by Richard Tomsett
For no particularly apparent reason, I instinctively distrust groups who get signed on the basis of winning "Battle of the Bands" style competitions. French outfit Winds of Torment are such a band, but, they do rather a good job of thrashing out some blackened death metal with reasonable depth. They pull in influences from right across the death, thrash and black metal genres and blend them into a solid if occasionally unsatisfying whole. Those detectives amongst you might have noticed that I'm somewhat in two minds about this band. They create some fantastic riffs and great atmospheres at times, especially in their more black metal moments. They also seem to have a penchant for November's Doom style
heavy-yet-mournful sections which, combined with some almost Opeth-like acoustic interludes, provide the highlights of the album. The vocals are nicely varied, ranging from hardcore-esque screams to low growls and blackened shrieks. However (yes, here it comes...), the cracking riffs are not always combined to produce coherent songs, and this is the album's major flaw. Often it seems like the band have picked riffs out of a hat and combined them randomly to produce their song structures, leaving the album feeling quite disjointed overall. Some slightly less-than-cracking riffs also slipped through into said hat, which obviously doesn't help. If Winds of Torment can cut the chaff from their songs and re-arrange the wheat into neatly formed little breakfast cereal ringlets, they could be onto something tastier than a bowl of Kelloggs Crunchy Nut (yep, I really did take the metaphor that far, hah!).
"Delighting in Relentless Ignorance" certainly shows plenty of potential, but I can't say I'd recommend it highly given the large number of exceptional quality death and black metal releases this year. Give it a try though if you're seeking some thrashy blackened death with a touch of melody, it may just strike a chord with you. www.mascotrecords.com