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1000 Hertz - Input the Output (In at the Deep End) Review by Samuel Munch-Petersen
So you like punk do you? You like hardcore do you? Still a metal fan too? Excellent, now you can go and buy this album and make sure it’s listened to. 1000 Hertz are finding themselves emerging from the rather perpendicular-grid-roundabout-infested town (or is it a city now?) of Milton Keynes. A hellhole to drive in and indeed frequent on Friday nights or weekend evenings thanks to the binge infiltrators that horde the streets and bars from early p.m. to early a.m. (I know, I used to do that once upon a time). To have a band come out of such a dank and deprived place filled with retail-torture-parlours is something of a miracle, but 1000 Hertz have managed to give us something more than just a hub of
mindless activity.
“Understanding that cool is not an aspiration” allows for us to delve a bit deeper into the psyche of 1000 Hertz and what they stand for when it comes to ideals and their personal ethos. “This music is for thinkers and shakers, movers and breakers” and it would seem that with this element of being a band with more to say than just be cool when you’re edging in the pit 1000 Hertz continue to break on through.
I’m not saying this is the definitive and best album out there when it comes to hardcore or even punk, but at the same time it’s not the worst thing I’ve heard in a while. In fact it’s pretty damn good compared to most of the stuff I’ve got through the post. Twelve tracks in length isn’t a lot of music but don’t be fooled, the album managed to stretch itself for an appropriate amount of time before becoming epic. Silence Means Everything, Wake Up Call, Immobilised and Fallen Ground are tracks to really look out for.
You’re bound to enjoy this album more than what’s out now in the world of commercial, I can say that once an album goes into shops, music. So go check out 1000 Hertz and be impressed with them at every listen.
www.myspace.com/onethousandhertz
 
End Of Level Boss - Inside The Difference Engine (Exile On Mainstream Records) By: Dave Schalek
Like many reviewers, I don’t particularly like to read accompanying promo material because 90% of it is bullshit or worse. Case in point is U.K. stoner band End Of Level Boss (your guess is as good as mine) with their second full-length, entitled “Inside The Difference Engine” on Exile On Mainstream Records. According to the promo material, “Inside The Difference Engine” is supposed to be the second coming of a perfect blend of Kyuss and Voivod with a, presumably, Babbage-inspired mathcore vibe. Naturally, I’m sure that most of you would sit up and take notice; unfortunately, you’d only be in store for a huge letdown with End Of Level Boss.
From the opening riff of the first track, gratingly titled “Selfishnegativibemerchant”, this band just annoyed the Hell out of me, and not just because of the bad song titles. Yeah, there’s a bit of a Voivod influence here and there with vocals distantly similar to Snake (that’s a stretch, though; Chris Cornell is a better comparison) and some quirky song structures and so forth, but the talent here is seriously lacking. The musicianship is competent, but the riffs that just serve to annoy rather than entice and interest forced me to reach for the skip button more than once as the album progressed. In a word, the songwriting is pretty awful as each track didn’t get much more than a few minutes from me before I gave up in disgust.
I suppose that the Kyuss influence makes itself known with some sludge-like riffing and pacing, but the jarring, poorly written songs quickly dispel any hope you would have for this release to gel into something listenable.
Obviously, I can’t recommend this one on any level. Next. www.eolb.com | www.mainstreamrecords.de
 
Hellish Crossfire - Slaves Of The Burning Pentagram (I Hate Records) Review By Strawb
Throw a few random sounds together and call it an intro. Add a deep guttural groan from the bottom of the throat and then add all of the instruments going at full pelt. And lo, we have old school thrash, faster, faster, short break, faster bastard faster. Just as it says on the tin. There are words, some are even decipherable, but this is thrash. These are the values that are all over this release like gravy on a roast. It demands you play it loud on a good sound system, no small speakers or low volume settings here.
The name Hellish Crossfire is taken from an album title released in the mid 80s by the German speed metal group Iron Angel. The group are also from Deutschland, there are
four of them and as well as the obvious thrash they claim death metal and black metal overtones. Most bases covered there then. In honesty this is eight tracks of no compromise like-it or fuck-off music. The tracks are mainly around five minutes length with the almost seven minute opus being Shadow Curse. Guitar necks are wrung. Drum skins are beaten to within an inch of their lives. Larynx are strained and lungs busted. It assaults the ears as it is intended to do, it batters the senses and I want more.
And as the music is early 80s, so is their website – I can’t find one. Try the label at: www.ihate.se
 
Inexacta - Previous Trick Us (Self release) Review by Steve Green

This one is kind of spooky as I don't even remember this cd turning up, but as it's in my pile, so it got here somehow. And it travelled a long way as Inexacta are from Santiago in Chile. The South American sound is obvious from the off. Opener Nothing Moves has a very (Max era) Sepultura feel to it and the hypnotic, bouncy riff is very Chaos A.D. as are the vocals. But I feel Inexacta are a lot more intense than the Cavalera Brothers. As From Right 2 Wrong proves. One thing is for certain, these guys know how to throw down a slamming groove.
In all honesty, it is hard to ignore the Sepultura comparisons, but that no way implies they

are nothing but clones of their Brazilian cousins. It's just that the whole South American vibe is difficult to ignore. As is the bounciness of their sound. Thankfully, tracks such as Lie To My Face and the epic Assuming The End keep this album sounding fresh.
The one original thing about this album how the the running order is listed on the tray card. Each song has a number next to it, but the running order is not in sequence. Track 1, In Sane Side, may have the number 001 next to it, but it's listed in the tenth position. And every song is like this, making it very difficult to keep track of which song is being played. Unless you follow the numbers precisely, you're fucked.
Previous Trick Us, is perfect is execution and in terms of production, it's just a choice over the lack of originality that dictates whether you explore this one further. Personally, I think it's a tough one to call, despite my enjoyment of the album. Decide for yourself at: www.myspace.com/inexacta
 
Intestinal Disgorge - Vagina (Self-released) Review by James Young
Sixty-three tracks, just over half an hour, sickening artwork, and the title of ‘Vagina’ could only mean one thing, a grind album. If you dare to seek a subgenre, this could quite easily be called ‘porngrind’, with the sexually driven macabre samples, and song names including ‘Triple Cock Piss Shower’, ‘Spermsoaked Tranny Whore’ – I really could go on, but you get the idea. On this, Intestinal Disgorge’s fourth album, the guys go about their job to repulse pretty well, with a blistering array of blasts, sicko-style shouts and female sounding screams. The addition of a clarinet on ‘Molester Hipster Bitch’ and ‘Tongue My Ass’ give an abstract pornographic edge to the sound, and sounds like the musical equivalent of a
hardcore S&M session. Homage to the woman-hating antics of AxCx can be detected in the music, and even more certainly in such tracks as ‘I Like My Women Like I Like My Eggs – Beaten’ - this truly is a misogynist’s wet dream.
Basically, if you like your grind gritty, punky, and a little bit tongue in cheek (no pun intended), you can’t really go wrong with this – it’s a disturbing slab of art that’s as headbangable as it is slightly unnerving. The band are at their full foamy-mouthed best when grinding like there’s no tomorrow, with power chords and guitar squeaks going nicely alongside the ear-wrecking electronic noise sampling. Most of the work is done by Ryan, who handles the drums, guitar, bass, electronics and vocals, but ‘Pissy’ and Jacob are also responsible for the chaotic vocals which define this band. Less relevant are the four to ten second long tracks, which are possibly there just to bump up the song count, and don’t really serve much of a purpose apart from a little comedy value. But fortunately, these are interspersed with some excellent noisy grind moments, which come across as early Napalm Death and Brutal Truth meets the deranged female-sounding weirdness of Macabre. Musically it’s fairly mature, despite what the song titles, and lyrics, may suggest. Lines like ‘Fuck you Oprah. Put us on your show, we’ll show you bitches how shit really is’, may not win the award for most profound songwriting, but it is nice and intense, with a whole load of attitude. This whole album is an X-rated pleasure, and one to be treasured at that.
www.intestinaldisgorge.com | www.myspace.com/intestinaldisgorge
 
Pathosray - Pathosray (Sensory) By: Joe Florez
After seven years as a band trying to make it, they get a shot at the metal scene with their debut offering. Italy isn’t a really well known hotbed for metal with the exception of Lacuna Coil and Rhapsody Of Fire who have worked hard and succeeded and now these guys are giving it a go.
“Free Of Doubt” is a typical instrumental that can be heard on any number of progressive metal recordings. This one is just classical piano performed with great finesse and the we get hit hard with “Faded Crystals.” The double bass drumming has great impact while the guitars are hard at work with ferocious riffing. They keyboards are not only neo-classical
here, but also add this haunting sound that is reminiscent of church organs. What comes next is not what I was expecting. I was automatically predicting high pitched vocals, but instead they are rough and rugged and the music despite having a clean and clear production has somewhat of a raw punch to it. The speed is there and the progressive elements are kept to a minimum here. I was more than positive that I would hear all kind of odd time changes and quirky compositions. Instead, I was treated to something that was different and refreshing. 70’s classic keyboard prog vibes enter the picture and the song was more on the simple side. The kicker is that while it’s long, it doesn’t feel like it cause the guys try their best to compose something that is well crafted and it shows. It’s no filler. It’s very easy to impress the masses right from the get go, but the important thing to remember here is if the formula will continue to hold your interest as well as mine or will we just drift off into something else?
“Lines To Follow” goes for the jugular with a more than aggressive Marco who sings with passion and comes off a little bit like Terrence Holler from Eldritch. There’s thick bass string pluckings that could rumble the speakers and the music picks up even more steam than the predecessor. “Scent Of Snow” is the first song on here to embrace the prog elements as some of the musicianship gets a little tricky, but adding a change of pace to keep things interesting. Think of this as a mid to upper paced jam that has some balladesque qualities in here. With the exception of two under two minute tracks that are worthless, this disc is a true gem. I was expecting another paint by numbers modern heavy metal prog disc that would show the band exposing their influences on their sleeves and performing elegantly over the top technical tracks everywhere. Instead, I was treated to a fun and enlightening experience. Sure, Pathosray are new to the game and may have been followed artists like Dream Theater. Symphony X and the ilk in the beginning, but they have their own agenda and own style and it shows quite well here. This is perfectly crafted music with the right bite of energy, passion and sincerity. If you are tired of the Hammerfalls, Rhapsody Of Fire’s and all that is lame, then I recommend that you track this debut down. It is so worth it.
www.lasercd.com | www.myspace.com/pathosray