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Alestorm - Captain Morgan’s Revenge (Napalm Records) Review by Nathan Ward
Get out your plastic cutlasses, inflatable parrots and pour yourself a flagon of ale, ‘Captain Morgan’s Revenge’ is finally here. I’ve been waiting for this album ever since a friend introduced me to Alestorm, it seems like aeons ago. After listening to the teaser tracks they had on their MySpace page I was really looking forward to the full album.
From the opening few seconds of the first track I knew this was going to be a great album. It’s all there; the thundering bass, drums and guitar and the accordion style keyboards. Then the vocals kick in, which are done in the pirate accent, just a bit grittier. Whilst listening to some of the tracks, there’s the feeling that you should be waving a bottle of rum
around whilst singing along with your mates. This is more noticeable on ‘Wenches and Mead’, which will join the likes of Korpiklaani’s ‘Beer Beer’ or Turisas’s ‘One More’ as drinking songs. The vocal harmonies on the album will make for great moments during the live shows, allowing you to shout along with your pint. Throughout the album there are great riffs, guitar and keyboard solos, bass lines and drum beats. Alestorm manage to keep the pirate theme all the way through the album, the sound production is spot on; everything can be heard and nothing is covered up.
With a high level of song writing on this album it’s hard to choose my favourite tracks, but I’d have to say that ‘Wenches and Mead’, ‘Over the Seas’ and ‘Terror on the High Seas’ are in the running. From start to finished ‘Captain Morgan’s Revenge’ is a fantastic album and I look forward to seeing them live when they tour with Turisas in March. www.myspace.com/alestorm
 
Ayin Aleph - I (Invencis) Review by Steve Green
I know Spring seems to have come early this year, but I didn't realise that April Fools Day had been brought forward as well. I actually wish this was sent to me on April 1st as then maybe it would make a bit of sense. Let me explain...
If you are aware of the Great Kat, then you'll know where I'm coming from on this one. This is another lady inspired by the great composers, whose "music" shoots off at ridiculous tangents and is obviously deluded into thinking she is talented, when the rest of the world is just laughing at her. This album is a fucking mess, and that's an understatement. The lady in question, Aylin Aleph can sing, just about to the standard that I can. And trust me, I'm
absolutely shite. This is masquerading as being inspired by classical music and metal... well I'm sorry, it's simply a tuneless mess, created by someone who cannot sing. This is probably the worst cd we've ever been sent since the site started 7 years ago, and that includes all of the generic emo and the indie crap that's landed on my doorstep. This is released on March 7th in the UK and I suggest you stay at home that day and resist the temptation of buying this. I'm sure you'll manage somehow. www.myspace.com/ayinaleph
 
Deivos - Emanation From Below (Metal Mind) review by Sam Thomas
I’ve been getting a lot recently – of brutal death to review, o smutty minded individuals! And I have to say that the quality is absolutely superb at the moment as well, whether it be Swedish, Norwegian or, as in the case of Deivos, Polish. It’s as though brutal death is going through a renaissance at the moment, it seems to be sprouting up all over the place. Maybe it’s something to do with global warming and the unseasonably early spring…
Deivos have been around for about ten years now, but “Emanation from Below” it their first full-length production. As you might expect, given that it’s on Metal Mind, the production is absolutely faultless. As you also might expect from a Polish band, it is vehemently anti-
religious, with tracks such as “No Father of Mine” and “Divine Defilement” bludgeoning home the theme. Of course, it’s not all about religion, there’s plenty of warfare, torture and general everyday unpleasantness going on.
Even amongst all this darkness, there’s room for some very nice guitar solos, particularly on “War March”, and some rather strange sounds on “Realm of Desecration” which are midway between souls screaming in agony and the Galaxians tumbling down the screen in free-fall, just to remind us all that brutality doesn’t have to be mindless. And of course, that’s exactly what I like about this album, it’s very well put together, well performed and (if you read the lyrics) quite thought-provoking. All in all, another blinding release in the brutal death genre.
www.deivos.metal.pl | www.myspace.com/deivos | www.metalmind.com.pl 
 
Firebrands - First The Flash Then The Pulse (EMI/Groovy Records International)
Review by Metal Mark
Firebrands have 5 members of 5 different cultures and they came together bringing some different musical backgrounds. Even though they have only been around for less than three years they have already opened for Puddle of Mudd, Tommy Lee and Jet. The prime sound here is say early-mid 1990’s heavy alternative music drawing on, but not limited to Faith No More, Rage Against The Machine and the Red Hot Chili Peppers. The songs are largely mid-tempo, but the vocals often add some real fire and intensity at times. There are plenty of moments where they are not afraid to incorporate different sounds and tones as well. Firebrands play a fairly steady style of heavy music that is comfortable, but certainly
not earth shattering. They have a solid grasp on what it takes to maintain the entire track and that’s great, but I had trouble getting past the “nothing new” factor. I can easily recognize that they are comfortable and confident with what they are doing, but it was really just decent material that I am going to have trouble remembering a day after I heard it. www.myspace.com/firebrandsrock
 
Frozen - In Time (Self Release) Review by Nathan Ward
It’s always interesting when genres of metal collide. Thrash metal for example came about because some American bands combined heavy metal and speed metal. ‘In Time’ is another combination of metal genres, Black metal and Power/Thrash metal.
Frozen have the image of your typical Black Metal band, black and white face paint and scowling looks all round. The vocals and drums are of the black metal style, whereas the guitars take more from the Power and Thrash side of metal. But don’t go thinking; “So there are no black metal riffs then?” The album still has these styles of riffs. There is also a lot of lead work dotted about the album, which to me sound like they have an Iced Earth
influence. The fusion of these two styles works extremely well, the powerful/melodic guitars, powerful drums and bass and the growling vocals complement each other, giving you the aggressive stuff to mosh and headbang to and the melodic lead work to air guitar to.
The songs which stand out on the album for me are: ‘Nagash Hellscream’, ‘The Dreams in the Witch House’ and ‘Decaying Soul’. For me these give a good taste of what the album is about. So all in all, this is a really good, solid album, which contains a nice blend of various styles of metal that doesn’t fall apart anywhere on the album. ‘In Time’ will appeal to those who like their metal riff based and also to those who like the black metal side of things. www.frozen-in-hell.com
 
Grotesque Hysterectomy - Reek (Støy Music) review by Sam Thomas
It’s an unwritten rule. Swedes do death metal, Norwegians do black metal. And then along come Grotesque Hysterectomy (from Norway) who decide to do death metal. And they do it rather well. There’s no apologetic, well we are Norwegian, we can’t be expected to get it right sort of crap in Reek. It’s straight at you, brutal death metal. From Norway.
Reek is the first full length album (although that may be stretching the point a little – it’s just a shade over twenty minutes, but to quote vocalist Disfigured Chest “We will not release a gay 70-minute album … EVER!”) which comes with a “do-it-yourself” hysterectomy kit for the first 100 CDs. This has to be one of the most off-the-wall freebies ever, even in the
world of extreme metal!
As for the music itself, it’s very good. The brutal side of it is more of the persistent low buzzing variety (think colony of bees in box amplified with added bass, or low rumble of train approaching in a tunnel) rather than the bludgeoning axe variety, but the vocals are absolutely perfect – distorted, yes, but still perfectly comprehensible (to aficionados of the genre at least). After all, it would be a huge shame to not be able to make out the words to such delights as “The Reek of Infected Bowel”. In that regard, the final two tracks are probably my favourites, particularly “Obeyer” with its everyday tale of torture and domination.
This is a very neat little release, and, once again, it shows that there’s a hell of a lot of real quality brutal metal out there. Congratulations to the Norwegians for absolutely nailing a Swedish genre! www.myspace.com/grotesquehysterectomy | www.stoy.no
 
Iron Maiden - Live After Death DVD (Universal) Review by Metal Mark
I remember back in late 1985 being in awe of the huge Live After Death display at the mall record store as I stood in line waiting to pay for my copy of it on cassette. I was even more in awe when I actually listened to the tape and of course I just about wore the tape out. A few years later I bought the VHS version and was just struck by the overwhelming sounds and sights of this show. Of course I wore out the VHS copy with many repeated viewings, but now twenty something years later we get it on DVD. It’s a two disc set and the first disc is the show that was recorded at the Long Beach Arena back in 1985 on the huge World Slavery tour which was of course in support of Maiden’s fifth effort the 1984 release “Powerslave”. When this was recorded live concert videos were a fairly new concept yet Maiden set out to capture their live show and indeed they did. The visual side is that it was amazing then and it still is with the huge sets and incredible lightning. However that only
adds to the real attraction which is the music and what an attraction it is. As individuals, each member of this line-up was a tremendous musician, but together they sounded effortlessly phenomenal. Then add in the writing and you have undeniably the best metal band of the 1980’s and perhaps the best of all time. For this show Bruce is all over the place, hitting every note, running and just helping keep the machine constantly going. Dave Murray and Adrian Smith are easily the best all time guitar duo in metal and it normally seemed as if Maiden’s songs had enough guitar parts to make three songs for normal bands yet it never felt cluttered because they knew how to arrange the songs just right. Nicko McBrain is just tearing it apart behind the kit and looking like he is having the time of his life and he probably is. Of course Steve Harris just makes it look way too easy as he lays down the meanest, busiest bass lines in metal and rarely even looks at what he is doing. I am sorry, but if you like metal and I mean real metal than you just really have to realize the greatness of this band and their importance to the genre. All too often hard rock and metal gets put down for being more about image than talent yet Maiden were and still are the prime example of a metal band with tremendous writing and playing ability. On DVD this show looks and sounds better than ever.
The second disc has the band’s show from Rock in Rio in early 1985, video clips for Aces High and Two minutes to Midnight, ‘ello Texas feature from 1983, the Behind the Iron Curtain documentary and The History of Iron Maiden - Part 2 documentary. My favorite feature from disc two is the History of Iron Maiden – Part 2 documentary because it tells all about the making of Powerslave and the subsequent tour. It includes a lot of interviews and behind the scenes footage that really allows one to fully appreciate the huge endeavor that this band undertook. This DVD would have been an amazing release if it were just the 1985 concert, but all the extras are just icing on the cake for this great package. www.ironmaiden.com
 
Jorn - The Gathering (Locomotive) Review by Metal Mark
This is my first exposure to Jorn Lande’s solo material and largely what I have heard about his albums, was how good the vocals are. This is a compilation that includes sixteen tracks and indeed the vocals are good and they very much remind me of Dave Coverdale's vocals although the music here leans more towards metal than hard rock. I would say the music reminds me a great deal of 80’s Dio as far as the style of the riffs and the level of heaviness goes. The production is extremely strong and sharp, allowing listeners to get a good grasp on everything that’s going. So why then am I not thrilled by this album? Well, although I certainly like it, there was just something bothering me as I listened to it. That problem has 
to do with pace and approach, primarily with the vocals. With bands like Dio or Whitesnake, they knew how to build the song and raise it to a peak with vocal and musical inflections. Largely this album is lacking that because most of the tracks just have the vocals plunging forward with little build-up. Yes, he can sing and the music is good, but the overall song structure often works against the band. The songs are not allowing them to get the most out of their ability. Sometimes getting the most isn’t about the quantity of vocals or guitar riffs, but rather about getting the most out of every single note. I get the impression that the music and vocals have a bit too much of a rushed feel to them and that keeps this album from being little more a decent album with some real potential. www.jornlande.com
 
Noekk - The Minstrels Curse (Prophecy Records) Review by Chris Davison
Blimey, this is a tough one. On the one hand, I usually quite like sorting out reviews of short albums – and this is one of those, with only four tracks (though they total over thirty four minutes in length), but this is unbelievably tricky to review. This isn't a bad thing, however, as the reason why short albums are easy to write for is because there isn't a lot to write about – and here there most definitely is.
Noekk (apparently the name of a fairytale bad egg who did, like, bad things and that) are a two piece hailing from Germany. The music contained here is pretty much beyond easy categorisation; what I originally (having listened to the first few bars on the eponymous
opening track) thought was going to a retro-flavoured doom outfit that sat somewhere between the Spiritual Beggars and Witchcraft, soon opened up out into something far stranger. The vocals here are deep, operatic and immaculately sung, while tasteful organ sounds accompany expansive yet pleasingly chunky riffage. In the true meaning of the word, this is progressive music. All four songs are well over the five minute mark, with the truly epic closing track “The Rumour and the Giantess” weighing in at over fourteen minutes in length.
I don't think that this is strictly metal, though there are clearly metal roots here, most often in the chugging, downhearted riffing that brings to mind a doom heritage. The song structures are so different to most metal, however, that this is clearly the fruit of a progressive leaning set of songwriters. I'm not well versed in most progressive music at all, to be honest, eschewing it as beard-stroking, navel-gazing, drug-taking nonsense, but this has gripped me a fair bit. It's certainly not going to be an album that you can pop on to enjoy without any great amount of effort on your part. If you can put the time in, this is certainly a recording that will reward your investment. It's cerebral music, for sure, but without ever thinking itself clever. Isn't that the way that the most intelligent music should be? www.prophecy.cd
 
Nucleus Torn - Knell (Prophecy) Review by Steve Green

I'm normally a big fan of the releases on Prophecy, but this one is bloody hard going. I guess the biggest problem for me, is that this album just doesn't gel. With four long songs, clocking in at almost an hour, it takes something special to keep your attention for the duration of the album, and Knell just doesn't have it. The four tracks are inventively titled I, II, III and IV, so you'll know why I don't mention each song by name. The first song is an acoustic affair, with female vocals and is best described as minimalist. When the Doomy part finally kicks in, I'm already looking to nod off, and I normally like this kind of stuff. Second song, has the longest intro ever, with the vocals, male this time, taking over 4

minutes to make an appearance. Look, it's a vast improvement on song one, but these songs are too long winded for their own good. Cut out the crap and I'm sure the listener will be more enthusiastic, as would this reviewer.
Song three, and my god, this one plugs in, in under a minute and is so much better for it. It grabs you immediately and it manages to hold your attention. Which is darn good considering the experimental feel to the rhythms. The overall sound reminds me of HEart of the Ages era In The Woods, especially with the guitar tone, which borders on Black Metal. As we hit the five minute mark, the cacophony calms down and the tranquillity returns... and carries on until the song reaches the 29 minutes mark. Sorry, that's taking the piss, especially as almost nothing happens in the last half of the song. Do I care what happens on the last track? Not really, at only about 4 minutes, it's a tame way to end a confusing, and at times, extremely boring album. Sorry, this one's not for me. www.prophecy.cd
 
Overdrive - Let The Metal Do The Talking (Lion Music) By: Joe Florez
I have no idea how this band passed me by. They were an 80’s true metal band and I was into this music as soon as I was introduced into metal in the late 80’s. The band’s last release was twenty-four years ago and it’s only now that they have surfaced again, but with a new vocalist. The simplistic, catchy and fierce riffs opens “Army Of Darkness.” Very dated sounding, but with a better production. The drums just pound away and Per’s voice is a combo of mid to high range. It fits this music so perfectly. The solos are there with a touch of flash and is predictable, but fun. This one really sets the tone for what to come. So, hold on tight. The title track will bring you back to the decade of decadence. Even though
it’s metal, you can hear the touch of glam in it. Great guitar work with a touch of blues slide guitar action in here and it works mighty finely. I have to admit that everything on is pretty much the same with the exception of varied speeds. Each track is loaded with vibrant energy and a passion for the past. Nothing is original on here, but is fun if you like to reminisce about the good old days of spandex and hairspray. I would have to say that I would avoid if you are looking for something more, but if you can handle hearing something you have heard before then it’s all good.
www.lionmusic.com | www.overdrive.se
 
Stuck Mojo - Southern Born Killers (Napalm Records) Review by Steve Green

I wanted this album to be covered by a real fan of the band, but it seems we have none amongst the Live 4 Metal massive. That's fine with me, as although I'm not a fan, I've crossed paths with the band a couple of times before, including catching them live once. And as it turned out, I've really enjoyed this album.
Being a fan of extreme hip-hop in the past, mainly with Onyx and Public Enemy, I immediately felt at home with the music and vocals on Southern Born Killers. From the opening Rage Against The Machine rap-metal blast of I'm American to the Public Enemy vibe of Metal Is Dead, which I attribute more to Lord Nelson's vocals than the music. The

guy is a dead ringer for Chuck D. The only thing I'm not over the moon with is the lyrical, political edge. For The Cause Of Allah is more of a radio broadcast set over a hip-hop beat and I'm American is pure patriotic fantasy. I'm sorry, I'm not trying to piss off a whole bunch of our readership with my views, but I've never understood the need to be so over the top in being patriotic. I feel it much better to be a decent person, than to kiss the ass of my flag. But I can live without being a fan of the lyrics, or more accurately, the subject matter, as the music really is top notch. I think the lyrics on Southern Born Killers are meant to provoke a reaction, especially with the war on terrorism, which is the subject matter of Open Season. I much prefer the bands angle of attack on this one and the song is, by far, the highlight of the album.
This one will be out in time for their European tour with Ektomorf. And is well worth picking up. www.napalmrecords.com | www.stuckmojo.us