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Calm - Army Of A Few (Metalcast Records) Review by Steve Green

We seem to be getting a few oddities come our way recently. So here we have some more crazy fucked up shit, this time from Sweden. This one starts off sounding like the South Park theme tune buttfucking Suicidal Tendencies more cyco (Miko) moments, but then it switches to a face ripping blastfest, which just absolutely slays. Weirdest moment is on Bittersweet Memories, when the vocals sound like a sheep, and for older readers, they sound like Larry The Lamb. This is, despite the off the wall nature of Calm's music and the fact that it's fucking brutal, quite an easy listen. The musicianship is extremely tight, the production full and in your face, and when the band get into their groove, especially on

Another Day To Come, I can see them appealing to all Metal fans. Hell, they've managed to convert me to their cause.
I do, at times, find the more quirky bands hard going, but everything about Army Of A Few, just flows quite naturally. I constantly expect the band to include some weird shit, and they never fail to deliver. But they do it in such a potent way, that it works every single time. Their Hardcore hearts pump the music out, while their fucked up minds add the insanity. This is anything but Calm. www.calmswe.com | www.metalcastrecords.se
 
Dead Man - Euphoria (Meteor City Records) By: Dave Schalek
I’ll keep this one short. The reason for that is that Meteor City Records really has no business sending us this release as Dead Man is nowhere near metal. “Euphoria” is light stoner rock that mostly sounds like mellow, upbeat Led Zeppelin in their more folk oriented moments, bits of Pink Floyd, and loads of The Grateful Dead (whom I could never stand, sorry Skull) thrown in for good measure.
“Euphoria”, Dead Man’s second full-length, was included in a package of promos along with the latest from Farflung, whom I liked very much (see review below). I initially dove into “Euphoria” with enthusiasm and came away greatly disappointed from the opening
track. Don’t get me wrong, this is well done light stoner rock, but it’s not metal. Unless you’re willing to move outside of our chosen art form, steer clear of Dead Man. Ugh. www.stonerrock.com/meteorcity/index.asp
 
Detrimentum - Embracing This Defofrmity (Grindethic Records) review by Sam Thomas
Detrimentum are a band who’ve been knocking around since 1996 in one guise or another. Their recording history (less demos) consists of in 2002’s “A Monument to the Suffering”, a mini-CD to which “Embracing This Deformity” is the follow up. They’re from Northampton, but have ventured to London for gigs, I saw them myself some years ago at the delightful Electrowerkz.
I was a bit nonplussed by the biog which came with the CD, as it described them as “blending elements of brutal death metal, blackened doom and dark melodies” and also as having “extensive doom passages”, basically because I’d considered them to be a grind
band, but, hell, everyone’s entitled to their own opinions. Even if they’re wrong.
So I stuck the CD on to play, and, OK, it was different to the 2002 work. But that was mostly because, fashion victims all, the vocals have now gone towards the current trend for pig-squeals at various points. The underlying tone of the piece is still grind (or very brutal death if you prefer to designate it thus) but with some outstanding guitar work in slower passages. Unfortunately, the guitar work is so overshadowed by the lumbering, overbearing vocals that it’s not enough to rescue this CD for me. I’m sure there is a degree of intelligence at work here, track titles like “Scalestomeasurethemisfortuneofman” and “Ills to which the Flesh is Heir” certainly suggest it, but once again, everything is obscured by the impenetrability of the vocals. Jon Rushforth does a good job on the drums, blastbeats resounding throughout, but any attempt at craftsmanship is unfortunately strangled at birth by the vocals.
This is an irritating CD, produced by a band who could definitely do better with a different focus. Or with any focus, perhaps. www.detrimentum.co.uk | www.grindethic.co.uk
 
Farflung - A Wound In Eternity (Meteor City Records) By: Dave Schalek
Los Angeles based Farflung returns with their seventh full-length, entitled “A Wound In Eternity” on stoner label extraordinaire Meteor City Records. Frankly, I’ve never heard of Farflung (and I live in the L.A. area), even after seven full-lengths, and the reason for that is simply that Farflung isn’t metal. However, “A Wound In Eternity” is very well done space/ stoner rock that takes more than a page from early Monster Magnet and blends it very nicely with the best band that my wife listens to, psychedelic lords Yo La Tengo.
I’m definitely all over Monster Magnet, so I was pleasantly surprised to hear in Farflung’s “A Wound In Eternity” a lot of similarities with “Superjudge”, albeit with a generally slower
tempo, less concentration upon the whole Satanic drug thing (you wouldn’t understand), and a huge tendency to meander for long drawn out psychedelic passages taken straight from Yo La Tengo’s playbook, as well as their penchant for just plain, well written rock. Throw in the usual stoner influences such as the more mellow moments from Kyuss and so forth, and combine those influences with great songwriting, musicianship, and a definite affinity for psychedelics (astronomy also goes a long way in my view), and Farflung has escaped my notice for far too long.
This is probably not going to appeal to everyone, as Farflung does have a tendency to stray a bit far from metal at times, but I do have a soft spot amongst my extreme tastes for well done stoner rock, and Farflung does that well in spades. Those of you out there with a similar soft spot may do well to track down “A Wound In Eternity”. Well done. www.stonerrock.com/meteorcity/index.asp
 
Final Axe - Axe Of The Apostles (Retroactive) Review by Metal Mark
Final Axe were a southern California based based Christian metal band. They released one album in 1989 and broke up 1991. However in 1990 they recorded guitars and vocals for what was to be their second album yet they didn't complete it and it wasn't released. However a few years ago vocalist Keith Miles and guitarist Ben Menchen got together and brought in Stryper drummer Robert Sweet to lay down the drum tracks. Menchen also played bass and keyboards and they completed this album. Quite honestly I was surprised by the heaviness of this album. Musically the style is reminiscent of Judas Priest and maybe even early Grave Digger with walls of heavy guitar ripping out shortly after each track
begins. The vocals are deep and solid, but not a huge amount of range overall. I always considered Robert Sweet to be the most talented member of Stryper and it's interesting to hear what he can do on some real metal tracks. He attacks his parts vigorously and it's obvious that the two founding members of Final Axe sure made the right decision in bringing Sweet to lay down the drums.
If this album had been like this in 1990 then a lot of people really would have taken notice. It's still very good today, but most of us have heard a lot of bands like this although these guys might play with a bit more conviction. My only major gripe was that the majority of the songs are the same pace and causes the tracks to feel like they are blending together at times. Still fans of classic late 80's early 90's metal will probably welcome this album. This album was actually originally released in 2006, but is being released again by Retroactive this month. www.myspace.com/finalaxe 
 
MSG: Schenker/Barden - In The Midst Of Beauty (Inakustik) By: Joe Florez
I must say that as much of a fan as I am of Schenker’s work, I have not been pleased with his releases past 1989 for the most part. Sure, there are songs on each album that are decent, but nothing came close to his 80’s material. When I first heard that original singer Gary Barden was taking hold of the mic again, Simon Phillips on drums, Neil Murray on bass and Don Airey on keys, I nearly wet my pants as this would be considered a dream team of music. My appetite was further satiated when I read in Classic Rock Magazine (yes, this scribe reads other publications too) that the music was a welcome return to old, I knew I had to have this. Small side note, Glenn Hughes was asked to be on this record,
when things didn’t work out for him to play bass or sing, talks fell apart and here we are now. Well, the time has come for the review.
Opening track “City Lights” has a familiar sound to the 1980 debut except with a better production and a more modern sound. Furthermore, the keys are heard only faintly and doesn’t come off as obnoxious. The music is pretty simple and basic and the solo I might add, was pretty tame. Nothing outrageous going on here. The thing I was shocked at was Gary’s voice. Now, I know that he is older and might not be able to capture his original sound, but he sounded quite tired. “Competition” contains some good background harmonies and it’s a bit catchy, but it again it seems like the steam is running out here. Here we go now. “I Want You” has a shot of energy injected into this track that was lacking on the first two. The keys have a retro classic 70’s rock vibe which comes off as Deep Purple, but I mean this with much love. Everyone sounds like thy feel at home with “End Of The Line” as this is more of a rockin’ blues cut that expresses a lot of life in it and it shows. Nice use of banging piano ala Jerry Lee Lewis. “Summerdays” is a ballad of sorts that shows Mike’s mature playing here that is sophisticated. Not a great number, but guitar wise, it’s good. It’s a good thing that I gave this record a second chance because in my mind when I first listened to this I bashed it to bits. Perhaps, I was not in a right frame of mind cause I just got off of a thrash fix. Also, I was expecting too much of this to be a carbon copy of the old days thanks to what I was reading. After clearing my head and giving it another shot, it’s ok. I wouldn’t call it great, but good. You can tell that what is showcased here reflects their age as they are all getting older. There are moments where this thing does rock, but also slows down a lot. Do not expect a completely blown out retro record cause you will be disappointed. No return to glam moments will be allowed here. This is just a more mature record, that’s all. The energy levels will come and go here and if you are a fan of the man’s music you will notice it. May a Red Bull or two should have been in the studio for everyone just for that extra jolt. Free of the Shrapnel Label. This album may be hard to get as it’s on a new German label called Inakustik. In the end, this is good. www.in-akustik.com | www.michaelschenkerhimself.com
 
NFD - Deeper Visions (Jungle) Review by Steve Green
My first dalliance with NFD, who are led by ex-Fields of the Nephilim bassist Tony Pettitt, was the When The Sun Dies single, which was released early this year. The song is an absolute corker and was a perfect choice as a single, and as an opener for NFD's third studio album. Without going over too much old ground, frontman Peter "Bob" White is a dead ringer for Carl McCoy and this song is right up there with anything The Nephilim have every produced. I didn't expect anything to top this number, and nothing comes close, but it's still (mostly) high quality 80s Goth. Move In Closer is a more atmospheric number with a dance-like underbelly, but it still reeks of 1987 - 88. Let It Rain, to me, feels like a bit of
a filler, as it never really gets going, although I kind of like the structure of the song. The Unforgiven sees NFD strip everything back to basics, with atmospheric keyboards, acoustics guitars, bass and vocals. It's a great brooding number, although with a running time of just 3.19, it's woefully short, when a 10 minute epic, a la Last Exit For The Lost, was so possible with this number.
Moving onto the final two original numbers, Senses Alive is a bit of a rocker, while Never Let This Die starts off in typical "lighters in the air" fashion, before moving into the epic territory I was expecting with The Unforgiven, although, it too, is cut off in its prime at just over the 6 minute mark. Rounding off the audio section of the cd are two remixes, one for When The Sun Dies, and one for Caged, which is from 2006's Dead Pool Rising.
With six new tracks, 2 remixes and four video clips, and a retail price of under £8, this is the perfect time to grab yourself a bargain. www.myspace.com/nfdworld | www.jungle-records.com
 
Putrefy/Blasphtized/Vomitous Rectum - Vomiting Putrid Blasphemy (Grindethic Records)
review by Sam Thomas
I do like the idea of three way splits: you get enough tracks from each band to satisfy your curiosity, and enough bands to make it worthwhile. This particular gem from Grindethic exactly proves my point, I enjoyed each band, and the selection worked well together.
First up were Putrefy, from Ballymoney, Northern Ireland, who went for what I’d tend to think of as “traditional” grind – which to me means the likes of Desecration – with the usual movie/spoken clips at the beginning of (some) tracks. Vocals were almost sub-sonic, but no pig-squeals. Best track of four was undoubtedly the gloriously-titled “Slurping on Cuntslop”, which actually finished with an almost surreal collection of industrial sounding
clattering and clanking.
Blasphtized had a slightly different take on things. As the name might suggest, their main raison d’être would seem to be to produce as many religiously offensive ideas as possible, within the framework of four tracks of grind. Blackgrind, anyone? They themselves describe their output as “slam death metal”, so take your pick. This is definitely fast-paced brutality, however you look at it. “Micturation in the Manger” had me howling with laughter at the start, with the beginning sounding just like “Nattefrost takes a Piss” (can’t think why!) superimposed on a choir singing “Away in a Manger”. Fortunately, the vomiting was absent on this occasion. The lads (from London via Days of Perversion) were clearly having a great time producing their four tracks, which is always a good sign.
Vomitous Rectum, from Staten Island, is composed entirely of former members of Thornefiction. (Useless fact of the day). They are another band who are obviously having a great time playing grind/death metal. Of the three bands featured on this split CD, I think that they were a good choice to finish with, as their style, whilst firmly entrenched in brutality, is probably the most readily accessible. This is probably the band which gets closest to the line between grind and brutal death, staggering from one side to the other. Thoroughly competent stuff, and very enjoyable.
Altogether, this is a pretty good release from Grindethic, and should summon up interest in all of these bands for the future. I’ve certainly enjoyed listening to it! www.grindethic.co.uk
 
Suidakra - Command To Charge (Locomotive Records) By: Joe Florez
Here we go again with another band that I have always heard of, but never listened to cause I never had a chance to hear a disc from them. I failed to realize just how long they have been dishing out releases. They go back as far as 1995 with their demo and then releasing full lengths from then on. What’s funny is that Locomotive Records has acquired the rights to this from Armageddon Records and it’s from their back catalogue that goes back to 2005. With that out of the way, what is it that we get? My guess in the beginning was that with a cool name as such and the way that they write it, I thought I would get something that could cause severe damage to the ears in a good way. What you get is a mix
of everything including the kitchen sink. Lead track “Decibel Dance” has a lot of power, but groove as well. The vocals are mixed between a clean croony voice and a gritty one. It’s simple, yet aggressive, but from what I can tell doesn’t reach their full potential. This is a mid paced melodic thrash number that could have been harder. It’s alright, but doesn’t quite blow down any doors. “C14_Measured By Infinity” remains in the mid range era, but throws in a slick solos, at times double bass drumming and lean riffs even though they can be staccato at times. A little bit more meat in the song overall and I tend to like this one more. What I didn’t happen to catch with the band is that they have a Celtic influence. There are bagpipes that make an appearance during “The Alliance.” This isn’t a bad band who has good intentions, but I was expecting more bang for your buck if you will. Even though I love good melodies and clean voices, I also like to listen to some serious shit and this doesn’t quite reach its pinnacle. I would definitely recommend this to someone who is starting out in this genre. Call this 101 of thrash if you will. For those who have been into the harder shit for years would want to get something with more bite. Not bad, but this is more commercial and I think this is something that the kids who adore Ozzfest could get behind.
www.locomotivrecords.com | www.suidakra.com
 
Wednesday 13 - Skeletons (D2/Demoltion) Review by Revis Doherty
Wednesday 13, solo artist and Murderdolls singer, has his third album soon to be released. Many people say that the third album is hardest to write, as you run out of ideas, and trying to write a follow up to albums like 'Fang Bang' and 'Transylvania 90210' must be difficult, but Wednesday 13 shows off his brilliant musical skills with his up and coming album 'Skeletons'. 'Skeletons' is meant to be his most personal album yet, and the songs certainly show how depressing his life must have been.
But 'Skeletons' has a twist, there is a song with acoustic guitar in, a first for the singer, and
not a bad one either, the acoustics really give the song a depressing tone, and are really the kind of twist an artist like Wednesday 13 needs. Although most of the other songs are similar to his older material, the songs on Skeletons keep you wanting more. And of course, as you would expect from Wednesday 13, the freaky talking is back, and in my personal favourite, No Rabbit In The Hat and in All American Massacre.
I own the other albums, Transylvania 90210 and Fang Bang, and this is Wednesday 13’s best album yet, (and his other albums are bloody good, so this is saying a lot.) There isn't a song where I think 'maybe I'll just skip this track', as all of the songs on 'Skeletons' are brilliant. If you see this on a shelf then forget all the other albums you want, this is definitely what you should buy, no competition. www.myspace.com/officialwednesday13