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Cattle Decapitation - The Harvest Floor (Metal Blade) Review by James Young

Finally, the ironic vegetarian grinders Cattle Decapitation have returned, and are set to lay waste to the human race in a slightly more different manner than usual. If you’ve herd (groan) the previous releases, they have consisted of brutal goregrind with a large dose of technicality, but this time they’ve experimented even more and come up with a work of boundary-less craziness. Almost impossible to describe through words, this release comes across as a mix between the volatile tangent-riding nature of Cephalic Carnage and the progressive pandemonium of !T.O.O.H!, but this is only scratching the surface of what we have here. Assisted by amazing production, which of course is a prerequisite for technical

death metal bands (who wants to waste so much effort?), this album pumps out its mind-warping nectar for thirty seven minutes, and it’s one hell of a ride.
‘Stop talking in superlatives and try and describe something you wordy git’, I hear you ask. In a nutshell, this album ranges from the slammingly slow, such as ‘The Ripe Beneath The Rind’, with its moments of stomach-churning chugga riffs, to paces that will break your neck. Drummer David McGraw brings his unbelievably talented hands and feet to this album - ‘A Body Farm’ manages to integrate blasts, double kick pounding and gravity blasting all into its sickening structure. Vocalist Travis Ryan has never been a man to mince (ahem) his words, and this album is no difference, with a fine array of grunts, screams, gargles, burps, and every other form of vocal chord abuse out there. That brings us to the technical side of things, and good gracious does this band excel at such a thing. Josh Elmore’s guitar and Troy Oftedal’s bass literally spray notes over our defenceless ears, popping, bubbling, rising and descending all over the place to form some of the most outrageous structures (or lack thereof) in the history of the genre. There are moments in ‘The Product Is Alive’ with its sharp downtuned assault and guitar screetchings which will paralyse you in its sheer insane abrasiveness. The progressive side of the band is very much evident too, whether it be the warm post-rocky guitar tones of ‘The Gardiners Of Eden’, the violin accompaniment of ‘Regret And The Grave’, or the relaxing hypnotic clean vocals which make up the three-minute ‘The Harvest Floor’, all of which bring a whole new side to Cattle Decapitation.
This release puts the ‘mental’ in experimental and the ‘cow’ in ‘holy cow, this band is fucking amazing!’ You don’t even need to try beef-ore you buy, just get your rumps out to the shops and buy a copy - it’s incredibly rare to find grind this well done!
www.myspace.com/cattledecapitation | www.cattledecapitation.com | www.metalblade.com
 
Criminal - White Hell (Massacre Records) Review by Marco Gaminara
My only knowledge of these guys is seeing them at Wacken when they played there and having their 1997 release 'Dead Soul', and to be honest I wasn't even aware that they had released 4 other albums. Anyway this Chilean quartet play pretty fucking decent thrash metal with plenty of intricate guitar harmonies and trade-offs. Anton Reisenegger's vocals are gruff but never a growl and he doesn't do any of the 80's high thrash stuff either, his guitar work is really tight and complements Rodrigo Contreras's as one would expect it to. Zac O’Neil's triplets and snare pounding is precise and sharp, while Dan Biggin gets his bass rumbling, filling all the blanks. From the opening salvo of "21st Century Paranoia" you
know you're in for a fun ride and that it shan't have a dull moment, and man do they not disappoint. Feeling very epic, possibly because they actually start it with leads, "Crime And Punishment" whips itself up into a frenzy and doesn't relent, even during its melodic breaks. Taking things a little slower and choppier "Strange Ways" flows really well and the screeching lead just gets higher and higher while everything else drops off behind it. Beautifully done really, as is the fast change to the blasted ""Mobrule" then equally fast "The Infidel". There plenty of leads in "Bastardom" showing off Rodrigo's flair. Wrapping things up is "Sons Of Cain" which builds to a peak that's as sharp as knife before slicing you up like Able.
www.youtube.com/CriminalChile | www.myspace.com/criminal | www.Massacre-Records.com
 
Herman Frank - Loyal To None (Metal Heaven) Review by Steve Green

Herman Frank actually played an important part in my Metal dominated youth. Around the age of 14/15, to me, Accept were the greatest band on the planet. Herman joined the band just after the completion of Restless and Wild, and featured on their magnificent Balls To The Wall opus, which is around the time that my love for the band was at its highest. Over 25 years later and I still love the band and it's nice to be acquainted with Herman Frank again on this, his solo debut album, Loyal To None.
I didn't really expect to find any comparisons with Accept on here, and despite a healthy dose of 80s Metal, none were found, bar the opening riff on the last number. Opener

Moon II has a feel of early Dio about it, with singer, Victory frontman Jiotis Parachidis having the perfect voice for this kind of retro Metal, which in places also reminded me of Iron Savior. The guitar playing, as expected, is phenomenal. Picking up the pace, 7 Stars is another dose of solid 80s influenced Metal, which rather perversely reminds me of Graham Bonnet covering some of the songs from the Joe Lynn Turner era of Rainbow, which I'm sure has never happened in real life!!!! Not as instant as the first couple of numbers, Father Buries Son is actually a bit of a grower and eventually the hooks and melodies work their magic and the album is still firing on all cylinders.
Heal Me is a more brooding number, but once again you get reeled in by the chorus, which is more AOR in texture than Metal, and kind of reminds me of Whitesnake's more commercial output. And from what I've heard so far, I might have to check out some of Victory's albums as I'm really warming to Jiotis Parachidis' voice. Hero picks up the pace once again, and I guess it's fair to say that this a more sleazy affair. Huge riffs, a more glam edged rhythm and typical party/anthem style vocals. Not exactly original, but a fun listen nonetheless.
As we move into the second half of the album, we reach the first song I'm indifferent to. The cry of Kill The King during the chorus is ok, but I'm not a big fan of the rest of the song, so we'll move onto the next couple of numbers. Down To The Valley and Lord Tonight  move slightly towards more traditional Power Metal territory and this redresses the balance from the (semi) lacklustre Kill The King. The first hint of cheese can be found on the penultimate number Bastard Legions and again I'm reminded of Graham Bonnet, which doesn't mean that I'm calling Graham Bonnet cheesy, just that the lyrics are a tad on the Coverdale side of intelligence, but without the sleaze.
So as we reach the last number, Welcome To Hell, the first hint of an Accept style riff can be found, and a welcome sound it is too. But it's quickly merged into the (Metal) heart of the song and it's a cool rocking way in which to finish the album. www.hermanfrank.com
 
HOD - Serpent (Ibex Moon Records) By: Dave Schalek
Sloppy, primitive, alcohol soaked blackened death metal with lousy musicianship is the hallmark of HOD (not to be confused with H.O.D. from the U.K.), a five piece from Texas with connections to various other black and death metal acts from the state. “Serpent” is the debut full-length from HOD (an abbreviated name for an old Norse god named Hodur), and is released on the ever-reliable Ibex Moon Records.
The obvious template here on “Serpent” is primitive black metal along the lines of early Sodom, Celtic Frost, and so forth (albeit with modern production values) with plenty of crushing, bass-heavy riffs that don’t go anywhere near a remotely technical description,
greasy, deep growls, sloppy musicianship, and a plodding, simplified, mid-paced percussion. Add to the mix plenty of leather, bullet belts, and the like to complete the look and it becomes apparent that HOD are not treading any new ground here. However, HOD do apply their craft with an obvious enthusiasm for the art, and “Serpent” rapidly becomes a solid homage to the genre. That, of course, is the saving grace as the final result on “Serpent” is a thoroughly enjoyable mess that will certainly appeal to all fans of the genre.
A release like this is squarely aimed at my demographic; that is, those of us who grew up on a steady diet of old vinyl releases from the early to mid 80s, but I would also recommend “Serpent” to anyone with an appreciation for simple black metal. www.myspace.com/hodtheband | www.ibexmoonrecords.com
 
Persona Non Grata - Shade In The Light (Sensory Records) By: Joe Florez
Greece is an interesting place for a few reasons. One, there are not a lot of bands that come from there, but when they do arrive on the metal scene, they are generally good. You have Firewind and Rotting Christ for starters. Also, Greek fans love metal and support it all the way through. Dream Theater, Fates Warning and Iced Earth are loved by them. Now, enter Persona Non Grata. This is their debut work and from what I can gather is that they appreciate music and plays their songs with compassion and conviction. This is progressive metal with maturity. “Before The Reason” is pretty standard prog fair with
semi technical drumming, fair amount of piano work and guitars that are catchy and a tad meaty. Nothing too aggressive. It’s mid paced and has a decent flow. Bill Aiotis vocals are interesting because he will sing in a mid range and then hit these highs that actually kill it for me. It doesn’t seem to come off as smooth as I would hope for. When he hits the upper range, it’s like throwing a monkey wrench into the situation. Not necessary. Also, there is this little rap like thing that goes on during the breakdowns that I don’t like either. However, it’s faint and you really have to pay attention to get it. Otherwise, this is a decent track to start off the show. The gang goes for the pro power ballad right away on cut two with “Dual Unity” which is the first of a few on here. This could have easily fallen into the  cheese category, but the Greeks successfully avoid the pratfalls and blueprints of making a safe track. Yes, it has a slow pacing, but there is life to it and no sad lyrics. There is some punchiness that comes into play when required. After slowing things down for a few tracks, it’s the title track on number six that has everyone kicking things up several notches. Even though there is some speed and power here, there are some calmer and subtle moments like the previous offerings and during the solos everyone struts their stuff. There is even an infusion of jazz just for good measure. It took me a while to get used to the singing and Bill’s ways with his voice, but came to appreciate it by the end of the disc. I was thoroughly impressed with the debut and can’t wait to hear more in the future. I think what makes this a successful disc is that just because we stamp this band and disc with the prog label it doesn’t have to be overtly overkill with the ludicrous guitar shreds, ultra complex drumming and bass pluckings that will have your head spin. This is sophisticated, melodic and easy to get into. Prog heads should eat this up as well as fans of good music in general. Something for everyone can be found on here. www.lasersedgegroup.com 
 
The Rattlebones - Ready To Bite (Suisa) Review by Metal Mark
You can't always judge an album by the cover. However as I took this out of it's envelope I couldn't help but think that this one was going to be 80's style glam. That was my expert diagnosis based on the band name and cover art. Of course I was pretty much wrong. The opener "Sister Sinister" does have a dirty, sleaze sound reminiscent of Faster Pussycat only with a more modern twist. That's about it for the 80's glam sound. After the opener, Switzerland's The Rattlebones pull us along on a trip back in time. We are treated to a large slab of mid-late 70's hard rock. Think Aerosmith, AC/DC, Rose Tattoo and Ted Nugent for starters. Just smooth grooves and thick, juicy riffs similar to a time when music
was more important than image. One of my favorites is "Broken Bottle" which comes towards the end of the album. The slow and controlled grooves had me thinking of Aerosmith around 1974. There is a slightly laidback feel to much of the material on this disc. That works for me because it gives me a chance to try and absorb all that the band is trying to accomplish. My only concern would be how they will get noticed when they rely so heavily on their influences. Coming into your own can always be tough for bands who wear their influences on their sleeves. However the most important thing is that The Rattlebones just simply rock. So hopefully everything else will just fall into place for them. www.myspace.com/thefuckingrattlebones 
 
Torture Killer - Sewers (Dynamic Arts Records) Review by Chris Davison
It was like some kind of warped death metal fantasy Tom Hanks feel-good romantic comedy, wasn't it? A young Finnish band (in this case, Torture Killer), forms with mates playing death metal in the vein of Six Feet Under, being completely impressed with their back catalogue. To their surprise, they end up writing some killer material. Even better, they manage to contact their idol, Chris Barnes, who is so impressed that he sings for them on their last album, 2006's “Swarm”. A dream come true.
The problem being, of course, that dreams have a nasty habit of not being all they are cracked up to be. Having recorded the album, it was apparent that the band wouldn't be
able to be a “true” band due to the vast geographical distances involved, and nor could they expect to be able to record anything new for extended periods while the death metal juggernaut that is Six Feet Under toured in the wake of their last album. What to do then?
Well, “Sewers” sees the return of Juri Sallinen on vocals, which is no bad thing. Barnes may be a character, but his vocals aren't necessarily the hardest thing on earth to replace. In terms of the music, well yep – this is still groovy, nasty death metal with a definite emphasis on making the head bang and the fist clench. Some of these things are so infectious that they should consider placing them in some form of incubation chamber. The main riff on “The Art of Impalement”, for instance, has engraved itself into my head sufficiently that I have been humming it in the shower of a morning while getting ready for work. Indeed, for the last week or so, this has been the soundtrack to my working week, which is just as well really, because the energy, catchiness and simple, old school head banging songwriting has made a particularly tiresome spell of slave-wagery more bearable.
The production is spot on, with a guitar and bass sound combining to make riffery which is even thicker than my mums gravy (and only half as deadly). The drums are fantastic, with some tasty thrash inspired beats combining with sparse but effective blasting. The vocals, as one would expect, are not unlike calling directory enquiries only to discover that 118 118 has been taken over by the cast of left4dead. So sure, this isn't ever going to be the most original album you've heard, and nor is it destined to be any kind of classic, but then there isn't a law against making simple, enjoyable, neck-snapping metal. www.dynamicartsrecords.com