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Ribspreader - Opus Ribcage (Vic Records) review by Sam Thomas

It wouldn’t be a proper month in the life of a metal journalist if there wasn’t something from Rogga Johansson to review. And this month it’s Ribspreader, but with Dan Swanö replaced by Andreas Karlsson from (you guessed!) Paganizer. OK, I’m taking the piss a bit here, but I really admire the man for his ability to consistently produce such high quality releases under such a large number of identities. I wonder how many passports he has?
Opus Ribcage is the third album from Ribspreader (well, sort of – there’s one knocking about that didn’t come up to Rogga’s high standards and may be released later with names changed to protect the innocent, and maybe one that didn’t quite get out because of a mix

up in Malaysia (or somewhere else that I can’t place on a map). As you’d expect, it’s good old-fashioned Swedish death metal, covering the more gruesome type of themes, as evidenced by titles such as “Dying Dead Decomposed” (a nice little essay in how things end in the title alone), “Corpse Dumpster” and my personal favourite “River of Rot”. As ever, it’s pretty obvious that Rogga and friends are both highly intelligent and articulate, and also have a pretty well-developed sense of humour. Musically, it’s just what you expect, crunchy riffs, overall feeling of pulverisation and/or crushing, production superb and the usual ten tracks coming in at just under the thirty minute mark.
And then there’s the final track. It’s a cover of The Ramones’ “Blitzkrieg Bop”, and the first thing that springs to mind is a quote from The Bronx Casket Co made when they covered “Free Bird” to the effect that , “if you’re going to do a cover, you might as well defile a classic”. The other is that it’s a really bizarre choice. Not being a Ramones fan, I hated it. Being a Ramones fan, Steve also hated it. Oh well, some you lose, and some you lose.
Ramones cover notwithstanding, this is another perfectly decent album from Rogga and Ribspreader, and a more that satisfactory way to spend a spare half an hour. www.vicrecords.com
 
Shakra - Everest (AFM) Review by Steve Green

If my maths is correct, then this is the 7th studio album by Swiss rockers Shakra (they've also a couple of live releases under their belts) and I have to admit that I've never even heard of them before, never mind not having heard any of their material. Well it matters not as this album has been the most pleasant of surprises. Shakra are a band who I've immediately warmed to, the main reason being is that Shakra keep it simple. The melodies are easy on the ear and the lyrics, well yes they may be a little clichéd, but they do a good job of sticking in your head, which always helps when you want a bit of a sing-a-long. This is basically no frills Classic Hard Rock, but of the very highest standard. I guess the closest

comparison I could make is with Def Leppard. Now before you all run away, imagine Def Leppard before they were Mutt Langed and imagine (if this is at all possible) what Joe Elliot would sound like if he had a powerful voice. I know the last one was a hard thing to ask, but Mark Fox has a very likeable voice, which fits in very well with the 80s vibe of the music and he does sound like a superior version of Joe Elliot.
Comparisons aside, this will appeal to all lovers of 80s Hard Rock. www.myspace.com/shakrarock 
 
The Bakerton Group - El Rojo (AFM) Review by Steve Green

The Bakerton Group is a psychedelic instrumental side project featuring the members of Clutch. Making a guest appearance on the album is Opeth's keyboard player Per Wiberg and it's his Hammond organ that generally takes centre stage. As I'm not really familiar with Clutch, I can't really make any comparisons on how the bands compare, but from a complete outsiders point of view, this ok in small doses, but a whole album of this, is, for me, hard going.
Having been raised on a lot of hippy / psychedelic shit, I can appreciate the bits that sound

like The Doors or the early Deep Purple vibes courtesy of the keyboards, I'm just not a fan of the more jazzy aspects. Nor do I particularly need to hear 10 songs of a similar vein, all without vocals!!! I guess fans of Clutch may find a lot more to latch onto here than I did www.myspace.com/thebakertongroup  
 
The Bulletmonks - Weapon Of Mass Destruction (Napalm) Review by Steve Green

I'm glad I put this album on my mp3 player as the reviewer scheduled to cover this album, after sending me a woefully short review of this album which I deemed not good enough for publication, has disappeared off the face of the earth. So let's start from the beginning shall we....
Don't be fooled into making any judgements about this album as this isn't your standard Napalm Records type release. Forget about the normal styles of Gothic and Folk as this is more good time rock n roll, with a nod towards the likes of Led Zeppelin and a plethora of kick ass, hard rockin' bands from the 70s... and just the merest hint of quirkiness, which, it

terms of delivery, sort of reminds me of the sensational Alex Harvey.
From the off this is bursting with energy and the 70s vibe is to the fore. I can't quite pin down who frontman Tyler Voxx reminds me off, apart from the occasional bursts of Robert Plant which can be heard throughout and the Angry Anderson / Rose Tattoo feel of Canned Insanity and Downtown Is Dead, but his voice is perfect for the party vibe that The Bulletmonks create. Hearing such bullshit free music is like a breath of fresh air. You can tell that these guys love to rock n roll because of their love of music and they are not here to be the fastest, heaviest, loudest etc... They are simply here to kick your ass. And what a fine job they do too. www.myspace.com/bulletmonks 
 
The Chelsea Smiles - Self Titled (DR2) Review by Metal Mark
This band started in 2004 as the brainchild of Todd Youth (ex-Danzig). The band released an EP one year later with Christian Black (ex-Dee Dee Ramone band) on vocals. Their first album, "Thirty Six Hours Later" was with Skye Vaughan Jayne on guitars and vocals. However, they soon ran into a line-up change as Skye left the band. So RJ Ronquillo soon joined, he is an in-demand studio player. He met Todd Youth through the various studio work that they have both done in the L.A. area. So that brings us to their second album which is also self-titled.
Now this is my first exposure to the band so I wasn't exactly sure what to expect. The
cover of the disc had me thinking of a circus poster due to the band logo, the colors and the animated poses of the band members. That's fitting somehow because much like a circus these guys are loud and a lot of fun. They take us back a few decades as I hear KISS, Ramones, New York Dolls and Misfits stirred into the pot. The guitar sound is particularly appealing with plenty of grit pouring out of every chord. The choruses are instantly memorable and help you to feel like you really know this album after just one listen. The production does enough to compliment all the instruments without stripping away too much of the raw edge of the music. The disc runs around forty minutes, but the upbeat feel and steady tempo made it seem shorter than that. No, it's not very original and I am not sure if it has any really staying power, but for right now this disc hits the spot. After hearing so many lifeless drones, clones and lackluster zombies this is certainly a breath of fresh air even if it's just for now. www.myspace.com/thechelseasmiles
 
The Firstborn - The Noble Search (Major Label Industries) Review by Crin
Portuguese Avant-Garde Black Metal that utilizes the Sitar and professes to be a like a Tibetan influenced Black/ Death album. The ethnic oriental influences are in sporadic burst and never lift this into Orphaned Land territory. This is mainly a melee of Soulfly, Gorefest, Machine Head and Entombed swirling in a likewise clear thick production where the guitar riffs are like accelerated buzz saws ripping though the air. The bands second album The Unclenching of Fists [2005] was voted best Portuguese album in ‘Loud’ magazine, so that is some small accolade for a relatively unknown entity.
Guest musicians on this release are, Absu’s Proscriptor McGovern and Process Of Guilt’s Hugo Santos on vocals, a professional percussionist playing a wide array of instruments (Vorskaath from Zemial) and a sitar player, Luis Simoes (Saturnia). Although the sound is in the melodic death vein, it is extremely accessible and not as ethnically imbued as the promo sheet would have you believe. We do get infrequent sitar playing and other touches of the East and this does give the sound a sense of the different. That said, this is still a very hard and inspired melodic Death release. www.majorlabelindustries.com
 
War From A Harlots Mouth - In Shoals (Lifeforce) By Robert Cheesewright
German mathcore band War From A Harlots Mouth have risen rapidly in the last few years. First album ‘Transmetropolitan’ contained the mathcore scene classic, the ludicrously named ‘Uptown Girl Uptown Girl...’ Despite this, it received negative reviews, as it was labelled “mediocre” and pilloried for failing to distinguish itself from a perceived mathcore trend, containing Converge, Norma Jean and Nights Like These. ‘In Shoals’ recovers from this setback and has much more depth, adding Isis like atmosphere to the intricate mathcore. In short, ‘In Shoals’ is a success.
In Shoals benefits from WFAHM’s new vocalist, who is far more tuneful than the last.
Whilst I’ll miss the screeched-roar of Transmetropolitan’s lyrics, anyone with some taste will enjoy the change. The album is exactly as you’d expect from a mathcore band, good quality musicianship, slightly jazz inspired, odd-time signatures and regular breakdowns. In other words, the kind of thing that most of the L4M reviewers can’t stand. Essentially, this is another one of those ‘if, like me, you like this sort of thing, you’ll love this’ albums. Otherwise, its probably best avoided.  www.lifeforcerecords.com
 
Wednesday 13 - Bloodwork (DR2) Review by Steve Green

Out of all the bands my 14 year old daughter listens to, Wednesday 13 is one of the very few I can actually stomach. To an old git like myself, Wednesday 13 is a newer version of Marilyn Mason, who in turn is a newer version of Alice Cooper. It's all glammy shock-rock, but for different generations.
To be honest, this isn't shocking at all, with B-Movie Babylon featuring loads of old b-movie type keyboards (yeah I guess the song title gives that one away) and the Return Of The Living Dead sounding like Rob Zombie in party mode, Wednesday 13 are a band I'd actually take my daughter to see live. When they played in March it was 2 days before her

14th birthday, so she wasn't old enough to get in the venue. If they play again I'll gladly sing along with the W13 cover of Tom Petty's Running Down A Dream or shout along in unison with the crowd for the Tourette Society approved I Love To Say Fuck.
I have to say I've really enjoyed this EP and will now actually, for the first time ever, borrow some of daughters cd collection. Wonders will never cease. www.myspace.com/officialwednesday13 | www.wednesday13.com